*queue grand music*
*open grand entrance door*
*Announcer: ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY RIBBOT! THE AMAZING KING RIBBOT*
*everyone bows~*
*continue grand music and bowing as KING RIBBOT walks downs the red carpet and sits on grand chair*
There once was a King in a faraway castle, his name was King Ribbot.
Everyday when he passed by in town, all the peasants cried out, "All hail King Ribbot!"