Wow, this giveaway really gives me a nostalgic feeling. A couple years ago, my friend Ribbot and I were walking back to class from our lunch break (our school would let us go across the street to this little cafe area where all of the seniors would hang around and get some nice food) and the school bully comes up to him and says "Well, well, well, if it isn't Ribbot the chocolate cake fanatic. What are you doing? You two were supposed to be back to class a couple minutes ago. What were you doing?"
Ribbot and I were very confused at this, because we were actually a couple minutes early. What is he thinking?
"Hey man, not to be rude or anything, but we're actually a couple minutes early. What are you thinking?" Ribbot was obviously disturbed by Bud's accusations by the sound of his voice.
"I don't like the way you're talking to me right now, Bud. Please back off."
"What's the matter, fly got your tongue?" Bud felt very pleased with this.
"Uh, actually. I wouldn't mind that. I am still quite hungry." Ribbot's voice trailed off, probably dreaming about eating all the flies in the world. What a silly frog.
"Shut up, you silly frog." Bud went in for a smack on Ribbot's face, but Ribbot quickly hopped over him and smacked him with his UNFORGIVING LARGE TONGUE OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I SEEN.
"WOAH! DID YOU SEE THAT? RIBBOT JUST SMACKED BUD'S FACE IN!" There was a crowd gathering to see what had just happened. "Wow, Ribbot is amazing!" said one passerby.
"Meh, I could've done that, too." said another.
"Man, Bud's been bullying me since I moved here 325 years ago. Wow! Ribbot! Ribbot! Ribbot! All hail King Ribbot!" said another...uh...passerby.
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