That moment in ranked battles when you've got your E-liter charged fully (which takes a while) and a roller user comes around the corner and is coming to get you, but don't worry, because you know they're coming and you're about to let this shot rip their head clean off. You get them in sight, you're about to release the trigger aaaaaaaaand, what the ****!? Yet again, one of your team members decides to stand right in front of you and blocks the shot. You frantically try to charge up again before the other guy kills you, but your 'ally' just keeps standing right in front of you no matter where you move to and every single one of your shots get blocked by their stupid face. It feels like he's doing it on purpose but he can't be, why would he do that? Everything goes to ****, both you and your oblivious ally die and you lose the area as the entire other team jump to that guy who just got a double kill...
You go back to where you wrongfully died. You start sniping again, defending the area like a boss, then your friend comes back. He decides it's a good idea to walk really close to you on the way past, just a bit too close though, pushing you just enough to knock you off the edge into the pool of water waiting below. Good going, guy, you got a kill! *rageface*
PSA: Stop doing this. Why are you even near me, you have a Splattershot Jr, what exactly do you expect to do from so far back? Use me as a spawn point, that's fine, but please go away immediately afterwards...And stop touching me on the way past.