Some help, please

[one_eye]

you know what i think that you should go and learn but i dont control what you do either go and pretend to like ir or ocmpain to us about your problems...good luck with life man

Translation:

I think you should try learning about religion because I haven't read anything you've said so far and just assumed you haven't actually come to your own conclusion. This is just my opinion however so feel free to take it or leave it at your convenience. If you so choose to go, take it quietly or continue to share with us. Good luck with life man.

 

[coffeebean!]

you know what i think that you should go and learn but i dont control what you do either go and pretend to like ir or ocmpain to us about your problems...good luck with life man

Translation:

I think you should try learning about religion because I haven't read anything you've said so far and just assumed you haven't actually come to your own conclusion. This is just my opinion however so feel free to take it or leave it at your convenience. If you so choose to go, take it quietly or continue to share with us. Good luck with life man.

Thank you for that.

I'm just going to go for a bit and then stop.

 

[-C*-]

They'll lie to you and contradict themselves.

Keep that in mind.

 

[beehdaubs]

Coffeh, it seems like you are saying that your mom isn't respecting your beliefs by forcing you to go to church. Well, aren't you disrespecting your mother's beliefs by not going to church? It would make her happy, and going to church isn't a bad thing. Even if you are an agnostic, it doesn't hurt to go. No offense at all, but can you really say that you have anything better to do?

 

[Kimmi2]

i agree with bdubs, just go!

 

[.::PurpleLife::.]

Just go! I mean c'mon! It's not that bad. Just put some fake glasses on or something and sleep. They're only an hour long xD

 

[Dragorium15]

All these people who are telling you it's not that bad and you should go are the ones who go all the time.

They don't realize that, for those of us who rarely ever go and don't believe it, it's freakishly boring. You have decided to go, but you will probably be uncomfortable and bored. Don't listen to the bible-pushers, they don't know what it's like.

 

[.::PurpleLife::.]

srly you got problems!
Translation in Dr. Phil:
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*censored.4.0*, just go. It's not ganna hurt, and stop that stupid attitude of "You don't know what it's like" thing. Srly, I wanna punch you right now. You gatta help me, help you, help me, help you! Got it?</div>
/\ that's exactly what Dr. Phil will say. Although I think he's a little too obvious.

 

[JJH]

srly you got problems!
Translation in Dr. Phil:
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
*censored.4.0*, just go. It's not ganna hurt, and stop that stupid attitude of "You don't know what it's like" thing. Srly, I wanna punch you right now. You gatta help me, help you, help me, help you! Got it?</div>
/\ that's exactly what Dr. Phil will say. Although I think he's a little too obvious.

Yes, I'm sure Dr. Phil would say "Srly, I just wanna punch you right now."

 

[TheSilverSkeeter]

Have you considered burning down the church?

 

[-C*-]

Coffeh, it seems like you are saying that your mom isn't respecting your beliefs by forcing you to go to church. Well, aren't you disrespecting your mother's beliefs by not going to church? It would make her happy, and going to church isn't a bad thing. Even if you are an agnostic, it doesn't hurt to go. No offense at all, but can you really say that you have anything better to do?

You're disrespecting my beliefs by being alive, you should fix that.

ALTERNATE ENDING:

That's why I converted to every religion at the same time.

 

[bittermeat]

That's why I converted to every religion at the same time.

<big>Nioce.</big>

 

[coffeebean!]

Coffeh, it seems like you are saying that your mom isn't respecting your beliefs by forcing you to go to church. Well, aren't you disrespecting your mother's beliefs by not going to church? It would make her happy, and going to church isn't a bad thing. Even if you are an agnostic, it doesn't hurt to go. No offense at all, but can you really say that you have anything better to do?

What the *censored.3.0*!?
I can't even say how wrong you are.

 

[-C*-]

Coffeh, it seems like you are saying that your mom isn't respecting your beliefs by forcing you to go to church. Well, aren't you disrespecting your mother's beliefs by not going to church? It would make her happy, and going to church isn't a bad thing. Even if you are an agnostic, it doesn't hurt to go. No offense at all, but can you really say that you have anything better to do?

What the *censored.3.0*!?
I can't even say how wrong you are.

I did.

 

[coffeebean!]

All of you guys are saying the same thing because you are religious.
I'm not, live with it.
Telling me that I have nothing better to do is stupid and irrelevant. It's not helping. And if you were agnostic and someone told you just to go to church because 'you have nothing better to do' you'd be completely pissed off. Can you not absorb that things don't work like that?

I'm only going to go to get my parents off my case. I DON'T want to go.

 

[Nic]

Go =D i like it at florida because it was fun there =D the songs were beautiful. I now live in NJ where its peace loving ^^

You guys keep telling me to go.
I don't want to go.
I need help because my mom is forcing me to go and I don't believe in that.

[Wow. I'm from New Jersey and I live in Florida now xD]

I have to say prayers at night and when food is made. I don't beleiven in religion. But I believe in God. Even tho my parents don't care for church it's just more of there city life. Also flordia is all religous no offence.. xD

 

[Coraircate]

Even though you go, it doesn't mean you believe in it. Just tell your mom that you don't believe in it, but still go. Nobody's forcing you to worship, she's just forcing you to go to a worship.

 

[bittermeat]

Nobody's forcing you to worship, she's just forcing you to go to a worship.

That makes no sense.

EDIT: Nevermind, it does. I didn't see the 'a worship'.

 

[Mimsie]

Ugh same exact thing here >.<
Just go to church for like 5 days and tell the preist or whatever that you dont beileve in it and then he'll kick you out or something <.<

 

[coffeebean!]

Go =D i like it at florida because it was fun there =D the songs were beautiful. I now live in NJ where its peace loving ^^

You guys keep telling me to go.
I don't want to go.
I need help because my mom is forcing me to go and I don't believe in that.

[Wow. I'm from New Jersey and I live in Florida now xD]

I have to say prayers at night and when food is made. I don't beleiven in religion. But I believe in God. Even tho my parents don't care for church it's just more of there city life. Also flordia is all religous no offence.. xD

Hmph.

-Religion=belief of something. Including god.
-Florida isn't 'religious,' Florida is a state

I don't care what you have to go through, you believe in god so it's not as bad for you.
I don't.