*Sniff* Why didn't anyone introduce me to this?!

Lisathegreat!

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Ok.. Well, today I missed school (don't ask why), and I was very hungry so I took a look in my freezer... Nope, nothing in there. Ok, how about my fridge.... Nope.. Wait a minute? I see something.. It looks like a can of a drink..? *Picks up* Hmm... It's.. Monster? Wonder what it tastes like.. *Sip.. Eyes glow* this... THIS IS AWESOME! Does anyone else know about Monster? It's a good drink. But it has A LOT of energy with it. I don't care if I die.
 
Those taste like dish soap. It's crammed with a bunch of *censored.2.0* that you shouldn't put into your system. Enjoy in moderation, I guess.
 
I don't think that's out over here... But I pretty much run on energy drinks... <small><small><small><small><small>and alcoholic ones...</small></small></small></small></small>
 
i drunk some and peed myself for hours... and refused to stop TIMBERING with trees(aka i choped down trees with mah fist...thanks to monster)
 
i drunk some and peed myself for hours... and refused to stop TIMBERING with trees(aka i choped down trees with mah fist...thanks to monster)
 
Monster tastes like piss and it's less healthy than living on McDonalds. Also it confirms your hipster status.

I drink Coffee, which is not only good, but healthy.
 
I usually drink Gatorade/Powerade.

Red Bull, Monster, and other drinks are bad for you. If you like it, that's allright. Speaking of energy drinks, has anyone ever made Bonk? Y'know, the remake of the Scout's "BONK! Energy Drink" from Team Fortress 2. Here's an Example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IMMBHKBEtY
I've heard you can die by drinking Soda and Pop Rocks, but with Red Bull, 5 Hour Energy, and Double Drops, that's motherfacking overkill. I wouldn't be surprised if you got Diabetes or worse. Unless you're the Scout.
 
I don't really drink energy drinks, closest to an energy drink was Vault i guess? It was good. My beverages usually range from Vault to those little packets you put in water c:
 
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