Share a bad joke

[ManicMoose]

Just like the title says. Share the cheesiest, yet funniest, joke you know!

Example:
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

 

[rockthemike13]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

 

[Oblivia]

A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve drinks to mushrooms." The mushroom says "Why not? I'm a fungi."

 

[Mega_Cabbage]

If I have ten cakes and you asked for two, what would I have? I would have ten cakes and a dead body.

 

[xiaonu]

A man walks into a bar for a drink.
The other's ask are you okay?
(because he walked into a pole bar hurr hurr)

 

[JellofishXD]

A man walks into a bar for a drink.
The other's ask are you okay?
(because he walked into a pole bar hurr hurr)

HAHAHAHAHAHA OMF SO FUNNY LMAO!!
Oh gosh

 

[in-a-pickle]

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "Why the long face?". The horse then punches him in the face and steals all the booze. The End.

 

[Bird]

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: To get to the little scaredy-cat's house (had to use something instead of the profanity x3x)
Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: The chicken. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Nage]

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SNOWMEN AND SNOWWOMEN???
SNOWBALLS HAHAHAUHHUAUHAHUAHUA LOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[ManicMoose]

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SNOWMEN AND SNOWWOMEN???
SNOWBALLS HAHAHAUHHUAUHAHUAHUA LOOOOOOOOOOOL

I have to admit I laughed.

 

[Ichigo.]

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

 

[Capella]

my life

 

[Bird]

Friend: Hey man, what's up?
Me: Gas prices.
Friend: Why are you so down today?
Me: Earthquakes.
Friend:

Spoiler

I'm SO SORRY OKAY

 

[Dim]

Question: How can your feet smell if they don't have a nose?
Answer: Because your nose runs.

Question: They say carrots are good for your eyes, can they dial a phone?
Answer: As long as you keep them peeled.

 

[Saylor]

What did the fish say when he hit his head?
Dam.

 

[in-a-pickle]

Why are clouds always happy?

Because they're high.

 

[ellabella12345]

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

NO D;

 

[thatawkwardkid]

Knock-knock jokes in general is a bad joke.

 

[Colour Bandit]

What is the best cheese to hide a horse?
Mascarpone.

:3

 

[rockthemike13]

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing.