Share a bad joke

[ohmyerica]

Bacon & eggs walk into a bar and the bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing.

Holy crap, that one was just sad, not bad.

 

[Farobi]

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing.

this is my favorite!

 

[Pearls]

Why did the sea lion fall out of a tree?
Because it was dead
Why did the 2nd sea lion fall out of a tree?
Because it was glued to the 1st one
Why did the 3rd sea lion fall out of the tree?
Because it thought it was a game
Why did the tree fall down?
Because it thought it was a sea lion

I bug EVERYONE like hell with this joke

 

[Liquid Ocelot]

drunk jokes are always bad jokes.

 

[jeizun]

i piss everyone off so much with this joke. if we ride by a cemetery in a car, i'll go "wanna know how many dead people are in that cemetery?" and when they ask "how many" i'll say "all of them." i'm a comedic genius

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
To get to the same side.
I have so many bad jokes it's insane...

 

[Holla]

Not sure if this one has been posted yet or not. (I'm too lazy to look lol).

Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in the mud.

 

[tinytaylor]

my mom told me this jewel the other day; answers in white:

how do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
you open the door and put him in
how do you put an elephant in the fridge?
you take the giraffe out then put the elephant in
the lion invited all of the jungle to his party, who wasn't invited?
the elephant cos he was still in the fridge hehe

 

[seigakaku]

What did the plate say to the other plate?
Dinner's on me!

 

[Naiad]

drunk jokes are always bad jokes.

I laughed really hard ; o ;

 

[Kindra]

Possibly my all time favourite joke:

Q. Why are pirates pirates?
A. Because they aarrrrrrrrr!

 

[Twinrova]

What flies and wobbles? A jellycopter!

I sent this joke in to a kids magazine when I was like 7 and it got put in the next issue lol

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

These all follow on from each other, so read them in order (answers are in white)

How many elephants can you fit in a Mini Cooper?
Four: two in the front, two in the back.
How many giraffes can you fit in a Mini Cooper?
None, there's already all those elephants in there.
How can you tell If there's an elephant in your fridge?
It leaves footprints in the butter.
How can you tell if there are two elephants in your fridge?
You can hear them giggle when the light goes out.
How can you tell if there are three elephants in your fridge?
Because you can't quite get the door shut.
Ah, so how can you tell if there are four elephants in your fridge?
There's a Mini Cooper parked outside.

 

[Earth Wolf-Howl]

You see that old oak over there? It's a symmetree.

(I am completely unashamed of this.)

 

[ilovelush]

knock knock

whos there

im app

im app who

(hahaha...sound like your saying 'im a poo)

 

[Mega_Cabbage]

Did you brush your teeth? I can see my fist in it!

 

[BirdsAreCoolYo]

Whats brown and sticky?... a stick!

 

[Wish]

what did baby corn say to mama corn
where's popcorn

 

[CR33P]

all dead baby jokes

 

[xxxmadison]

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
tentickles
-insert laugh soundtrack-