Giveaway Set Of 2016 Candies (No Purple Or Orange)

[That Marshal Fangirl]

That's right, I have a set of 2016 Blue, Green, Red, and Yellow candies that I won't need anymore after I buy 2017 ones. To enter, all you have to do is tell me a joke. It can be as stupid or as good as you'd like. I'll enter everyone's names into a random generator once I purchase a Blue Candy from the Shop. Good luck!

 

[Mars Adept]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

 

[Spooky.]

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish.


...this joke is better said out loud, oops

 

[xSuperMario64x]

Why is a bad joke like a bad pencil?

Because it has no point.

 

[Kydashing]

I have a job crushing Pepsi cans. It's soda pressing.

 

[Strawberryllama]

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

 

[Dashonthecob]

KRAKATOA !!

 

[Jeannine]

What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

My life.

Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?

Because he had no BODY to go with.

It's more sad then funny, I'd go with him...

 

[Sweetley]

A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"

 

[dedenne]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Britney spears
Britney spears who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Oops I did it again~

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

Why was the catapult left unattended?

The guard was out to launch

 

[trinity.]

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Hanna.

Hanna who?

…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

tried to find the worst joke possible

 

[Sgt.Groove]

A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Asian all walk into a bar.
They all had to be taken to the hospital.

 

[sleepydreepy]

knock knock
whos there?
lettuce
lettuce who?
lettuce in and we'll tell you!

 

[daisyflowers]

can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

of course, houses can't jump at all.

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Thank you for doing this!

What do ghosts use to clean their hair?

Spoiler:

Sham-boo!

 

[SpookyMemes]

Did you hear about the guy who created the knock-knock joke?

He intended the no-bell prize

 

[Mercedes]

Knock knock
Who’s there
It’s me !
That’s why it’s a joke

 

[Aquari]

Whats a ghost's favorite pasta?

Fettuccine AFRAID-o