Salty Spittoon

[Prabha]

Granted because you're literally a ninja, and you're probably gonna ninja me again on your own post... I give up hope.

I'm so tough, I can watch a whole series of anime in one day.

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

OF COURSE NOT!!!


I typed this with my feet.

 

[Prabha]

Omg granted. I have so many typos when I try that.


I can eat Lima beans and not cry.

 

[fuzzybug]

holy f that's amazing YES

I ate a rock today

 

[Heartcore]

You eat a lot of rocks. Not today.

I can burp with my mouth closed

 

[fuzzybug]

That's not even enough to enter Weenie Hut Jr.'s...

I dared to open an umbrella in the house.

 

[DarkFox7]

Granted, like seriously how do you do this stuff

I put toothpicks under my toenails and kicked the wall.

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

Then why didn't you die?

I go on PKMN.NET FORUMS.

 

[fuzzybug]

Meh

I plant rose bushes everyday and don't cry when I get pricked with thorns.

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

I adapted the Cult of Personality (which not many of you may have heard of) series into a Flipnote series of arcs!

 

[fuzzybug]

I haven't heard of half the junk you've said... nope

I ate an entire vault of Krabby Patties burgers and didn't go completely insane.

 

[Javocado]

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon!
How tough are ya?

How tough am I?
How tough am I?!
I beat the Elite 4 with just one Magikarp.

Yeah, so?

Without any healing items.

 

[fuzzybug]

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon!
How tough are ya?

How tough am I?
How tough am I?!
I beat the Elite 4 with just one Magikarp.

Yeah, so?

Without any healing items.

DAYUM! Here's a crown sir, thank you so much for letting me even be in your presence...

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon!

How tough are ya?

How tough am I?
How tough am I?!

I tore my dress in half and only cried for forty-five minutes.

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

You may NOT pass.


But I, on the other hoof, listened to an entire YTPMV collab using Saria's Song as the source! And I hate Saria's Song!

 

[fuzzybug]

You may NOT pass.


But I, on the other hoof, listened to an entire YTPMV collab using Saria's Song as the source! And I hate Saria's Song!

None of your posts make sense...nope


Welcome to the Salty Spitoon!

How tough are ya?

How tough am I?
How tough am I?!

I peeled an egg in thirty seconds, and it wasn't cooked.

Yeah, so?

I didn't break the yolk or the shell.

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

You aren't human.



By the way, I can draw stickfigures so expressively.

 

[tobi!]

Denied.

I broke my phone.

It was a nokia 3310.

 

[pokedude729]

So? It's just an old phone.

How Tough am I?
How tough am I?
I I didn't cry at the end of Toy story 3.

 

[tobi!]

DENIED.

I won an argument with... a woman.

 

[Prabha]

Granted. You'd even be allowed for even starting an arguement with a woman. Guts.

My mom just pulled in the driveway, and I didn't wash the dishes.

- - - Post Merge - - -

You may NOT pass.


But I, on the other hoof, listened to an entire YTPMV collab using Saria's Song as the source! And I hate Saria's Song!

Saria's song is one of my fav Zelda songs. It's so catchy!