Ruin The Wish!

[Midoriya]

Granted, but eventually there’s not enough families for shelter animals.

I wish everyone had to begin and end what they say in life with the words “Mike Tyson”

 

[raeyoung]

Granted, but now people don't talk for the fear of saying the words

I wish we'd just get a gen 4 pokemon remake already.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but there’s a game-breaking glitch where once you complete the Pok?dex, your file erases itself.

I wish there was actually a game where you could visit all of the current Pokemon regions

 

[Buttonsy]

Granted, but all of the Pokemon are replaced by Substitute Dolls.

I wish I could fall asleep by snapping my fingers.

 

[moonbyu]

Wish granted but, every time you snap, the whole world falls asleep too.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but you didn’t wish for anything.

I wish I didn’t keep double posting, lmao

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, now you start triple posting!

I wish Sobble will get a good evolution.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, it evolves into something really good. Then its final evolution has the worst Pokemon design yet.

I wish I could get a Switch for free.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, here's your switch!



I wish I could travel to another star system.

 

[MochiACNL]

Granted but they'd send you as a test dummy.

I wish I was more creative

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, you're so creative that you end up destroying both your mental and physical health trying to create the very stuff that your passionate about.

I wish I was rich and famous.

 

[Buttonsy]

Granted, but you're actually rich and infamous, to the point that despite your immense wealth, no business will take your money.

I wish I had a Magic 8-Ball that was actually Magic.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but then the Magic 8-Ball begins telling you things you don’t want to know.

I wish for free fast food for a year.

 

[gobby]

Granted. But you get it all at once and have to eat it before it all spoils

I wish I could turn anything to chocolate

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, you have the Midas touch but of chocolate. Everything that you touch turns into chocolate, and you start touching things and people you care about, turning them into chocolate.

I wish I had a place of my own.

 

[xSuperMario64x]

Granted but the bills are outrageously expensive.

I wish this jigsaw puzzle would stop being so tricky to put together!

 

[maple22]

Granted, but it falls apart before you get to view the finished project.
I wish my eyes were blue.

 

[Lucas4080]

Granted, but everything you see is now blue and only one shade blue and the only way you can tell the difference between objects is via it's shape.

I wish I could instantly refill my bowl with any kind of food.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but eventually your taste buds go numb and you can’t taste the food anymore.

I wish for chocolate chocolate chip pancakes.

 

[moonbyu]

Wish granted, but your pancakes are burnt.

I wish to have loyal friends