Ruin The Wish!

[meggtheegg]

Granted, but the bottle is actually completely impossible to open.

I wish I had tiramisu

 

[Bcat]

granted but it's filled with bugs

I wish donald trump wasn't president anymore

 

[Midoriya]

Granted.

Now Kanye West is president.


I wish wishes did not exist.

 

[Bcat]

granted but now no ones dreams will ever come true.

i wish my homework was already done

 

[StrayBluet]

granted but all the answers are wrong

I wish cancer never existed

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but a particular person not dying eventually leads to the birth of a genocidal maniac who conquers all of Earth.

I wish my computer chair wasn't complete garbage.

 

[RadicalPencilUser]

Granted, your computer chair is now 75% garbage!

I wish that I had more free time!

 

[meggtheegg]

Granted, but you're only allowed to sit in silence during said free time doing nothing

I wish I was graduated from college already!

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but you have the most useless degree imaginable.

I wish we knew more about ancient history.

 

[acmohn]

Granted, but the history you learn becomes the future

I wish my GPA would stay where it's at

 

[Chewy.7204]

Granted but your hair and nails begin to move from where they are at.

- - - Post Merge - - -

I wish that I could have the items I need to finish my town

 

[Midoriya]

Granted. You get more than that. A shovel hits your villager in the head, your villager dies, and you have to restart your file.

I wish I had all the time in the world.

 

[StrayBluet]

granted. You can only spend it by watching paint dry.

I wish I had the best cheesecake in the world

 

[Midoriya]

Granted. But it’s really big and eating all of it will make you die. And you have to eat all of it.

I wish I had a billion dollars.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted. Inflation is now so bad that 1 billion dollars = 1 cent.

I wish it wasn't so hot outside.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted. Now the world is like Antarctica.

I wish I had free food for the rest of my life.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted. You have been sent to prison for life where you will receive free food.

I wish I could own a successful business.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted. It’s so successful, you end up making a bad business decision, selling it to the highest bidder, and losing all your fortune.

I wish I had more friends.

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Granted. However, they all turn out to be toxic friends, and will mooch off of you for your entire life.

I wish I'll get a perfect score on all of my final exams.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but everyone starts to think you're cheating and you are kicked out of the school.

I wish I was born in the far future.