Ruin The Wish!

[tiffanistarr]

Granted, but you're deathly allergic to their dander

I wish the new Yoshi game for the switch would come out already!!

 

[Aaren]

Your wish has been granted, but your Switch broke as they seem tend to!

I wish I graduated as soon as possible!

 

[Aaren]

Sorry, site freezed and it decided to double-post my answer.

 

[Chewy.7204]

Granted! Poof! You're an Adult now and have a ton of responsibilities!

I wish that I could make things appear out of nothing. *Whispers* In your face law of conservation of mass!

 

[Pondo]

Congrats, you can now only make styrofoam out of thin air.

I wish I was more flexible.

 

[TheCrystalClods]

Granted but, every single time you do the splits (or anything that involves flexibility), all your bones break.

I wish I wasn’t allergic to cats.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but now every cat is allergic to you and attacks you on sight.

I wish Carmen the mouse was never replaced by Carmen the rabbit.

 

[TheCrystalClods]

Granted but, Carmen will drive out every dreamie in your town. Was she really worth it?
But, nether the less, I agree, i really loved Carmen the mouse...

I wish I could actually draw.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but you are captured by a secret alliance formed between Wii shovelware studios and forced to live in a prison cell drawing official game art for the rest of your life.

I wish I could see a dinosaur in person.

 

[TheCrystalClods]

Honestly, I’ll take it...

Granted but, the dinosaurs will stomp you to death very slowly.

I wish I could have an unlimited video game library.

 

[Pondo]

Granted, but they’re all games for babies. :^(

I wish my other word game thread was as popular as this one.

 

[Chewy.7204]

Granted, but you die so none of your success really matters...

I wish that an F-Space manipulator was an actual real device. (If you don't know what that is look it up on the inter-webs)

 

[Aromatic Ambrosia]

Granted, but it destroys everywhere you've ever been.

I wish that boys liked me.

 

[tiffanistarr]

granted but they're either way too young or way too old

I wish they colonize other planets before I die

 

[Chewy.7204]

Granted, but they all end up dying. Wiping out the entire human race.

I wish I get everything on my list for my birthday (I mean it's going to be sad if I don't get the only thing on there...)

 

[Aromatic Ambrosia]

Granted, but everything is broken.

I wish Nintendo would release Animal Crossing for the Switch.

 

[tiffanistarr]

granted but it sucks more than pocket camp

i wish i didn't have to cancel my vacation

 

[Chewy.7204]

Granted, but then the reservations cancel you.

I wish I could graduate now.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but time has been permanently sped up. In 10 seconds, you die of old age.

I wish I could visit Moscow. It looks beautiful.

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted. As soon as you arrive in Moscow, World War III breaks loose.

I wish I had more motivation to write stories. I've been wanting to write some more but recently I just lack the motivation to do so.