Ruin a Movie!

[Bruscoe]

A dramatized biography about Coco (the villager), explaining the struggles she had to go through in regards to her appearance, so that she could be accepted by society.

Hot Tub Time Machine

 

[Midoriya]

The guys are here to party! And woah, this hot tub is also a time machine! It sends them far, far into the past... but unfortunately right into the middle of an ancient Roman battle. As soon as they reappear in that time, all of the guys are stabbed by Roman gladiators and die! Oh no!

The Dark Knight

 

[-Apples-]

The Joker’s plot to bomb the hospital fails, allowing Harvey to recover from his injuries. Harvey then kills Batman.

The Prince of Egypt

 

[Bruscoe]

Before he got exiled to a distant place far away, Lord Farquaad was once Prince Farquaad of Egypt. Why was he exiled? Turns out, no one wanted to hear his vaguely inappropriate “E” memes anymore.

A Quiet Place

 

[Midoriya]

The movie is a documentary about being in nature and finding your quiet place. It's a very, very boring movie. There's no dialogue in it either.

Now You See Me

 

[QueenCobra]

It’s a Mom playing peekaboo with her baby lol.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

 

[Midoriya]

It's a movie about multiple Captain Ginyus from Dragon Ball Z who are let on the loose. He uses his signature move to "switch" bodies with people, and is thereby dubbed a Body Snatcher.

Demon Slayer The Movie - Mugen Train

 

[Bruscoe]

Thomas the Tank Engine has now become Thomas the Demon Slayer. He is the hellbound train rolling along a path of onslaught and revenge. Don't you dare get on the wrong side of his tracks.

Dumb and Dumber

 

[Nuguns]

Two best friends come across a lot of money by accident and spend it going to college where they outsmart the professors using common sense instead of education and get kicked out

Sanctum

 

[Midoriya]

It's about some guys who go diving and then they drown. The end.

Dear Santa

 

[QueenCobra]

A woman marries Santa, then murders him to take over his toy empire.

Female Trouble?

 

[Bruscoe]

It’s basically a PG-rated White Chicks. The title was altered to make the film less offensive.
Yeah I couldn’t come up with anything better

Jumanji

 

[QueenCobra]

Instead of a jungle game, it’s a retail-based game that releases an angry customer into the world after each turn you take.

Roman Holiday?

 

[Bruscoe]

The scooter crashes into the river and they both drown. So much for trying to impress a high-class lady.

Mallrats

 

[Plainbluetees]

A local mall is taken over by an infestation of rats, who learn to mock human behavior just like in Ratatouille.

Planes, Trains, & Automobiles

 

[Bruscoe]

All that snow somehow melts away the very next day, so the flights aren't canceled. Basically, nothing crazy happens. Curse you, global warming.

Raiders of the Lost Ark

 

[Bruscoe]

C’mon guys I love doing this
Indy encounters a chamber of venomous snakes whilst escaping from that big ball of doom in the temple, trapping himself within its walls. The snakes prove to be too powerful for him to handle, and thus his adventure abruptly ends. The next two hours is spent watching German soldiers attempt to find powerful treasure hidden in other places around the world, but they all die in humorous unconventional ways.

Happy Gilmore

 

[QueenCobra]

Happy loses to Shooter McGavin, who also steals his girlfriend. Mr. Larson gets arrested for his memorable threats.

Hercules? (Disney version)