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The sphere twitched its eye, making its own intimate scan of the surrounding area. "This is another underground testing environment. Neglected for years, the whole place is falling apart. Choose where you'd like to die most," it said. "There's an opera house not too far from here which you should be able to get to. The turrets should be corrupt by now, but if they're not, I hope you don't mind having one less eyeball. Works for me!"
Adren turns to the spherical device as it speaks. "Uh, thanks? But instead of where we'd like to die, maybe consider, I don't know.... some advice on how to live through this?" he says, annoyed that it wasn't more helpful. I knew we should have left it behind "What's a turret, anyways? You guys ever heard of it?"