Every single day, I yell into Rocco (A Grumpy villager)'s ear, shove him into pitfall traps and then laugh at him, Hit him with my net many times, push him a lot, fill the local fence up with pitfalls, push him into there, seal him in with holes and declare him to be in "Gay Baby Jail." I also enjoy standing him up on home invites, accepting invites and leaving early (While being sure to tell him his house sucks) interrupting him when trying to catch fish or bugs, opening packages for him before I give it to him, giving him bugs when he asks for fruit, pushing him away from event boards he tries to read, buying Re-tail stuff he's checking out, Jacking up the prices suddenly when he comes in to browse my stuff, leaving my house when he pops in, refusing his favor requests, sending him trash and rotten food, getting his coffee wrong and giving him terrible dialogue variables.
And the next time I talk to him, he always opens with stuff along the lines of:
"Hey, do you have something to say? Is it 'hippie?'"
"What did you need, Red?"
"What's up, Red?"
"Good to see you're still surviving, hippie!"
"Hey, cousin, let's go bowling!" Wait, wrong game.
I'm sick and tired of everyone being my friend! Not matter what I do, he's always my chum in half an hour! And he's a GRUMPY, for goodness sake! Grumpies are supposed to be the most jerkish villagers in the game! I just want one person to be unfriendly toward me. ONE!! Is that to much to ask?! I want some conflict, dang it! CONFLICT!!