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Hoopa Event (Prison Bottle) Text:
Sigh... I have today off from work, but it’s like... Just thinking about going back tomorrow is dragging me down. I feel so unmotivated.
Hey, do you have a minute for a story? This is something that happened when I was watching the store one time...
It was, like, a totally dark night. Moonless. And I was all, “No way! This is so-o-o-o creepy!” Then, suddenly—whoosh! Out of nowhere, the automatic sliding door...slides open. And then this super-duper-scary old guy comes in, kinda unsteady, you know? Kinda shambling...
So I’m thinking how terrible and scary is this, and then the old guy shuffles over to me... He has a package, like, clutched in his hands... He’s mumbling that he has to show it to me... Then he asks, “Do you know what this is worth?” He keeps staring right at me and not even blinking. I was so freaked out. I was, like... “Oh yes. It’s, uh, really something, isn’t it?”
So the old guy grins at me, and he says... “Then I’ll just give you this instead of money. Now give me everything you’ve got in this store!” That’s what he said! Really! I was like, “What is this? Too weird, my dude!” But I was scared, so I started shoveling over Potions and, like, whatever I could reach. I gave the dude everything for his stupid package. And out he goes, like, with a wicked grin on his face...
As he’s walking out, he says, “Three days... For a mere three days will Hoopa be unbound...” Really! I was all, “Stop freaking me out with this nonsense!” I was, like, sweating. The back of my shirt was soaked. Anyway, nothing I could do, so I open the package. It’s just a dirty old bottle. Li-i-i-i-ike, really. So I go, “Weirdness. Wonder what’s in it.” I grab the stopper and carefully pull it loose. Blapt! It popped open, but there was nothing inside! So I figure I totally got fooled.
...Thanks for listening to my story. Know what? I’m gonna give you the bottle from that night ’cause you’re so nice. It’s not doing me any good anyway. Really.
Sometimes I wonder if it really is only a dirty old bottle. Those last words that the old guy said as he left... “[VAR COLOR(0002)]For a mere three days will Hoopa be unbound[VAR COLOR(0000)]...” Just can’t seem to get that out of my head...
Oh... You’re that kid from that time...
What did you end up doing with that old bottle? Though...I guess it doesn’t matter anymore. Really. It’s just, even now, it’s still bugging me, you know? “[VAR COLOR(0002)]For a mere three days will Hoopa be unbound[VAR COLOR(0000)]...” That’s what he said. I just can’t seem to forget it...
Volcanion Event Text:
Hot diggidy! That’s a Volcanion you have there, isn’t it?
As far as I know, the people in that group are the only ones in history to have seen this Pok?mon. To think that I’d meet a Trainer who not only found Volcanion, but actually caught it!
What a day! I like you, kid! I’m the head of this TV studio. How about I show you some top-secret specials we made about Volcanion?
They’re a little something I made for a TV show once back in the day, but... Well, things didn’t work out, and they ended up getting shelved.
OK! Sit back and enjoy! My top-secret Volcanion specials!
All right! Which clip would you like to watch?
This is a special edition of MVTV: Explorations of the Ancient World! Join us deep in the swamplands of the Kalos region where we found a mythical Volcanion! ... Explorer: “B-boss! There it is! It’s Volcanion!” Brandon: “Oh! Get back! If it blows, it could send even huge mountains flying! It can change moisture into super-heated steam in an instant with its internal organs causing a massive explosion!” Explorer: “That was a close one! Thanks for saving me, boss!” Brandon: “Stay alert at all times! Don’t forget your courage sensor!”
This is a special edition of MVTV: Explorations of the Ancient World! Join us in the untouched woodlands of the Sinnoh region where we found a mythical Volcanion! ... Explorer: “B-boss! There it is! It’s Volcanion!” Brandon: “Oh! Get back! Look at those arm-like things growing out of its back! It uses those to suck in moisture to turn into a thick fog! If we stay here, we’ll be trapped in the fog!” Explorer: “That was a close one! Thanks for saving me, boss!” Brandon: “Stay alert at all times! Don’t forget your courage sensor!”
This is a special edition of MVTV: Explorations of the Ancient World! Join us on a desert island in the Johto region where we found a mythical Volcanion! ... Explorer: “B-boss! There it is! It’s Volcanion!” Brandon: “Oh! Get back! An explosion from Volcanion can even change mountain ranges into plains! It’s thought that ancient land masses were formed in that way.” Explorer: “That was a close one! Thanks for saving me, boss!” Brandon: “Stay alert at all times! Don’t forget your courage sensor!”
How about that?! Quite the spectacle, wasn’t it? That’s our fantastic TV series from the famous explorer Brandon!
All right, that was quite the spectacle! That’s our fantastic TV series from the famous explorer Brandon!
(brandon being the frontier brain i guess
also sinnoh region mentioned SINNOH CONFIRMED LLLOOLLOLLOL)