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if I ever had a kid that wouldn't stop crying at a restaurant
i might as well just join in and cry with it

if you cant beat them join them loool
 
i hate it when shes busy. im selfish and needy. i need her all to myself.
 
tell me if youre busy. dont ignore me. tell me if youre busy. dont ignore me. tell me if youre busy. dont ignore me
 
YES! THE KEYS ARE ALL FINALLY COLLECTED MY PLAN FOR WORLD DESTRUCTION CAN COMMENCE!
 
you a ratchet h*e. :|

ALSO, KIND AMERICANS, PLEASE STOP SETTING OFF FIREWORKS ALREADY.

IT IS THE SIXTH OF JULY AS OF AN HOUR AGO.

You're scaring my cat, and I'm seriously thinking about calling the cops on your patriotic as*es.

SajGEGOEG SERIOUSLY I HOPE YOU GET A FIRECRACKER THROUGH YOUR FACE.
 
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you a ratchet h*e. :|

ALSO, KIND AMERICANS, PLEASE STOP SETTING OFF FIREWORKS ALREADY.

IT IS THE SIXTH OF JULY AS OF AN HOUR AGO.

You're scaring my cat, and I'm seriously thinking about calling the cops on your patriotic as*es.

SajGEGOEG SERIOUSLY I HOPE YOU GET A FIRECRACKER THROUGH YOUR FACE.

But what if its just gunshots?
 
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