Pickup Lines

[Chibi]

What are some of the funniest/worst pickup lines you have said or heard.

I came up with one about a year ago. Was talking with my friend Jessica and out of NOWHERE I blurted out the stupidest thing in the world.

"Would you be my Jimi Hendrix and jam my woodstock?"

 

[The Sign Painter]

WTF was that horrible excuse for a pick up line?

 

[Anna]

Did you fart? Because you blew me away

 

[Micah]

Treat the girls with respect.

 

[SamXX]

"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?"

*Waits for this to get hella dirty*

*Sees Hub*

It already is.

 

[Pear]

There was a topic like this awhile back. It went bye-bye.
So, inb4lock.

 

[Zex]

Are you a pokemon because you look like one.

BEST 1 EVAR ^^^

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

Horny pigs.

90% Pick-up lines wouldn't work unless Drunk or is a moron.

 

[lightningbolt]

If we were the Alphabet I'd put you and I together

 

[Entei Slider]

Go out with me or die...

 

[kalinn]

i dont use this one.. just think its hilarious
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!

 

[Ricano]

Horny pigs.

90% Pick-up lines wouldn't work unless Drunk or is a moron.

saying wack pickup lines does not mean you're a horny pig lmao

 

[Princess]

Are you a parking ticket?
Cuz you got fiiiiiiiiiiiineeeeee
written all over you. ;D

 

[SpikeHawk]

I'll put my wizard staff in your mana pool.

That one is from The Guild.

 

[Micah]

Horny pigs.

90% Pick-up lines wouldn't work unless Drunk or is a moron.

#Garrett, you are awesome.

 

[lightningbolt]

I'll put my wizard staff in your mana pool.

That one is from The Guild.

That one was the funniest

 

[sarahbear]

Did it hurt?
When you fell from heaven.

 

[IceZtar]

Did it hurt?
When you fell from heaven.

^Suite life on deck .

Are you from tennessee because your the only ten I see
If you were a pokemon I'd choose you.

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

Horny pigs.

90% Pick-up lines wouldn't work unless Drunk or is a moron.

#Garrett, you are awesome.

The feeling is mutual Comatose.

 

[Elliot]

I saw these on a site.
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"Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? "
"I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list. "
"f you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice? "
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My gawd