Petition for Nintendo to allow the player to commit felonies in AC:NH

[Antonio]

This game is sooo much fun and has been a blast since the beginning. However, this game is clearly lacking the reality I need so I want to be to commit a few felonies that I won't able to get away with in real life. I'm dying to commit tax fraud, arson, and maybe a little third degree murder when people run in my ****ing flowers!

Would you support it?

 

[Ananas Dragon]

YES, EVEN IF IT'S DLC, TAKE MY MONEY

I WANT TO TAX EVADE, MURDER, AND STEAL

 

[Antonio]

YES, EVEN IF IT'S DLC, TAKE MY MONEY

I WANT TO TAX EVADE, MURDER, AND STEAL

Now now, stealing is wrong. We should be only stealing from the rich.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Now now, stealing is wrong. We should be only stealing from the rich.

Does Tom nook count?

He has millions of bells

 

[Antonio]

Does Tom nook count?

He has millions of bells

Tom Nook biggest mistake was wasting his money on a deserted island. No one will hear his screams.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Tom Nook biggest mistake was wasting his money on a deserted island. No one will hear his screams.

Woohoo!
I can finally destroy his kneecaps as he has done to many, I'll be sure to shut down the airport's electricity so they can't call for help

 

[Antonio]

Woohoo!
I can finally destroy his kneecaps as he has done to many, I'll be sure to shut down the airport's electricity so they can't call for help

Make sure to knock out that *****, Isabelle. She's been denying me a 5 star rating for far too long.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Make sure to knock out that *****, Isabelle. She's been denying me a 5 star rating for far too long.

That's probably for the best, I'm sure everyone is sick of her announcements by now.

 

[Antonio]

That's probably for the best, I'm sure everyone is sick of her announcements by now.

WHY DO WE GOT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR TERRIBLE SCHEDULING, ISABELLE. GO COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR LAUNDRY TO MY SHOVEL...

 

[LambdaDelta]

this thread approved by yoshi

 

[Ananas Dragon]

WHY DO WE GOT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR TERRIBLE SCHEDULING, ISABELLE. GO COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR LAUNDRY TO MY SHOVEL...

Although there are more sane solutions I prefer she answer to a knife

 

[Ginkgo]

Tom Nook donates most of his wealth to orphanages, you guys are getting the wrong guy please It's clearly Elvis that needs to get snubbed

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Tom Nook donates most of his wealth to orphanages, you guys are getting the wrong guy please It's clearly Elvis that needs to get snubbed

as long as I get to use a gun and blast everyone I'm fine with it

 

[DragonLatios]

I do not think Nintendo Will allow this. This is more of Robot Chicken level of Freakishness.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

I do not think Nintendo Will allow this. This is more of Robot Chicken level of Freakishness.

Then we riot, the people have spoken.

WHAT DO WE WANT?

CRIMES!

 

[Antonio]

I do not think Nintendo Will allow this. This is more of Robot Chicken level of Freakishness.

You are impying they have a choice.

 

[TomNookisMySon]

LOL my island's theme would go perfectly with being able to commit crime since it's the Tomunist Party oof XD Like, we need a villager interrogation room or something hahah

 

[DragonLatios]

You are impying they have a choice.

Bowser Dose not Care. He will send out the koopa troopa on us

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Bowser Dose not Care. He will send out the koopa troopa on us

The player is Mario though, and the players are real people,

power to the people.

Long live crime in acnh

 

[Uffe]

Only if they brought back Booker and Copper. Also, maybe in the next game we can either work for Tom Nook or Redd. I'm sure people would be wanting to work for Redd if they could scam villagers. I don't see this ever happening, but boy would it be strange.