Odd Online Gaming Experiences

[Bacon Boy]

Okay, so I was playing territory wars with this girl and she started getting weird. Here's a recap of our conversation:

Location - Volcano:

Her: Hi, I'm 15, you?
Me: Same...
Her: Where are you from?
Me: That shot sucked...
Me: Sorry.
Me: What?
Her: Where are you from?
Me: Texas
Her: ME TOO!
(it starts getting weird here)
Her: Wanna make out?
Me: Um...
*she builds a bridge for my stick figure to come over to hers to so-called "make out"
*I cross the bridge to midway
Me: BOOM! Headshot!
I win the game and leave.

Anything weird happen to you guys?

 

[Liv]

I love the "Boom! Head Shot!"

 

[Kanye Omari West]

Xbox Live.
Every shot he got he talked about bovine donkey..

 

[Nic]

Call of Duty 4.

Me: Hey stop killing me.
Him Micheal Jackson voice: I like you.
Me: Okay...
Him still in Micheal Jackson voice: Pull down those pants.
Me: Hell no plus I don't have a vision cam and by the way I wouldn't because your a sicko.
Him: Starts making moaning sounds where my team can hear.
Me: Leaves room.

 

[Kanye Omari West]

Call of Duty 4.

Me: Hey stop killing me.
Him Micheal Jackson voice: I like you.
Me: Okay...
Him still in Micheal Jackson voice: Pull down those pants.
Me: Hell no plus I don't have a vision cam and by the way I wouldn't because your a sicko.
Him: Starts making moaning sounds where my team can hear.
Me: Leaves room.

NEVER give in to them.
You being "OK" with it, even pretending, makes them depressed for not bothering you in the slightest way.

 

[! AlainLeGrand !]

Yeah , I was like 9 years Old and in a game we could get married. I got married with a girl and after , she tells me wanna have s** in the bushes and I'm like mmh How ? It's a virtual game xD. Two days later , I demanded Divorce and broke up with her ... It was really weird ( In the game of course.)

 

[Kanye Omari West]

Yeah , I was like 9 years Old and in a game we could get married. I got married with a girl and after , she tells me wanna have s** in the bushes and I'm like mmh How ? It's a virtual game xD. Two days later , I demanded Divorce and broke up with her ... It was really weird ( In the game of course.)

MapleStory?

 

[Conor]

When I was 10 a someone wanted to marry me on Runescape, I told them to get lost xD

 

[Bacon Boy]

Yeah , I was like 9 years Old and in a game we could get married. I got married with a girl and after , she tells me wanna have s** in the bushes and I'm like mmh How ? It's a virtual game xD. Two days later , I demanded Divorce and broke up with her ... It was really weird ( In the game of course.)

MapleStory?

don't know
don't WANNA know

 

[Kanye Omari West]

When I was 10 a someone wanted to marry me on Runescape, I told them to get lost xD

Always cool with the worst situations, aren't you? xD

 

[! AlainLeGrand !]

Yeah , I was like 9 years Old and in a game we could get married. I got married with a girl and after , she tells me wanna have s** in the bushes and I'm like mmh How ? It's a virtual game xD. Two days later , I demanded Divorce and broke up with her ... It was really weird ( In the game of course.)

MapleStory?

Nah , Chapatiz ^^

 

[Liv]

I keep getting wierd messages from people on Aim.

 

[Conor]

When I was 10 a someone wanted to marry me on Runescape, I told them to get lost xD

Always cool with the worst situations, aren't you? xD

Yup, I always laugh in situations like that xD

 

[beehdaubs]

In Garry's Mod, somebody made a giant...errr...male body part. You know which one I'm talking about. And he duplicated it all over the map. It shot out bullets.

 

[Hub12]

In Garry's Mod, somebody made a giant...errr...male body part. You know which one I'm talking about. And he duplicated it all over the map. It shot out bullets.

I lmfao'd.

 

[MygL]

Someone was trying to tease me in MS cause I was level 10, and he about 40.
(Long time ago)

Oh wait that's common, I lol'd at his grammar.

 

[Gnome]

Someone was trying to tease me in MS cause I was level 10, and he about 40.
(Long time ago)

Oh wait that's common, I lol'd at his grammar.

That's not odd.

 

[fitzy]

In Garry's Mod, somebody made a giant...errr...male body part. You know which one I'm talking about. And he duplicated it all over the map. It shot out bullets.

lmfao

 

[Gnome]

I was in one of my friend's friend's custom games on H3, and the map was a bunch of 'male parts' and we had a Sentinel Beam which basically is a yellow lazor. And everyone shot out of a 'male part' And it looked as though everything was being pissed on.

 

[Anna]

well. this was ages ago

um i was on runescape. and this guy goes to me lets go to wilderness and have a gang bang, and i was like omg yeah, i thought it meant beating a gang up, so i went up and said to my mum, hey mum i was in wildnerness today and i had a gangbang. she was like 0.o