Nosebleeds

during the winter my nosebleeds are on a daily schedule or something.
i wake up in the morning with a nosebleed
get a nosebleed when i come home from school
go to sleep after another nosebleed

i've gotten a few at school in addition to those
 
during the winter my nosebleeds are on a daily schedule or something.
i wake up in the morning with a nosebleed
get a nosebleed when i come home from school
go to sleep after another nosebleed

i've gotten a few at school in addition to those

You could write a Jizz in my Pants parody with that
 
this is rly weird but when i was lil i had these weird things in my nose that made me get nose bleeds all day erry day like if i blew my nose or even sneezed id immediately get a nosebleed. so much where i would be drinking blood all day.. i went home many times n stuff. then i went to the doctor to find out why and they had to burn the things in my nose! now i only get them very rarely.. i have a weird nose
 
I've never gotten a nosebleed. I envy you. I really want to experience blood gushing out of my nostrils but without pain.
 
I have at least 1 or 2 a day but mine is from a blood issue.

Sometimes I'll have them at night and wake up with my pillow and face completely covered in wet or dry blood.
 
I only ever had one and that was when is was seven and my mumma accidentally hit me rl py hard in the nose (I was standing behind her and she swung her hand up rly hard and it hit me) and then my nose started bleeding but I was eating a sausage roll and she thought it was tomato sauce omg
 
one time my nose started bleeding and i felt a sneeze coming and there were no tissues around me so i ran to the bathroom to get toilet paper but i didnt make it and sneezed all over the mirror and bathroom sink
it looked like someone got murdered it was horrible
 
I have gotten very very few nosebleeds in my life, and when I did it was usually because of the wintertime dryness. I'd just stick a tissue paper up my nose for a while and when I'd unplug it it'd be done.
 
The last time I got a nosebleed was a few years ago. I remember I suddenly woke up and felt something wet so then I got up, went to the bathroom and saw that I had a random nosebleed. It was so gross, it was all over my bed >.<.
 
Oh myyyy... Funny that you brought this up. I have had many, many bloody noses in my day. They were quite frequent at times, but this was long, LONG ago. I remember one time more recently when I was on the bus with my friend Jojo and the gushing started. Thankfully a kind church-going black man was there to help. He said you just need to press a penny up to your forehead, as his momma told him, and it would soon stop. It didn't really work though... Wait a minute! He was just making me look like a DARN FOOL with a penny on my forehead! I rarely get bloody noses these days, so you are in for a treat, my children, if your nose matures as mine has over the years. :)
 
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I think is because inside your body is very heat. So yea drink more water darling~

When I was a kid, I used to nosebleed a lot. Once I was in the class and my nose decided to bleed, I wiped it with my hand thinking it only runny nose lol then the girl beside me shout "OMG BLOOD!" leads me to look at my hand and realized "oh nose bleed again". Teacher then inform my parent and I got to go home early again =x but before that I have to lied down at the table and I heard some kid saying "such a trouble, how are we gonna use our table now???" which make me truly embarrassed...I don't choose for this to happen...lol but since I was a kid I always have this nose sensitive.
 
don't really get a nose bleed, maybe like once a year?
just don't pick your nose, children. i know u do
 
I got them a lot as a kid. The air is really dry here, so I still get them sometimes.

Like the last time I got one was late 2013. I was in Algebra II taking a test and it was embarrassing. I got blood on my test, my desk, and the class hall pass. Nobody in that class really cared when it happened, they just kinda stared at me as I shuffled out the door with blood dripping into my hand.
 
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Funny story, I had my first nosebleed when I was a senior in high school. And I've always lived in a cooler climate.

I remember getting it in class, and I got one so I went to the nurse's office. I had no idea what to do, and I thought it was never going to end >_< I still haven't had another nosebleed since then.
 
I throw up, my nose bleeds
I flick my nose, my nose bleeds
I smell flowers, my nose bleeds
I get punched in the face, my nose bleeds
I smell dust, my nose bleeds
When England gets over 15C, my nose bleeds

I bleed a lot
 
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I get nosebleeds quite a lot, once I just woke up in the middle of the night(from a nightmare) sat up really quickly and BAM, a nose bleed. Also one time I just blew my nose and I got a nose bleed :/
 
I get nosebleeds quite a lot, once I just woke up in the middle of the night(from a nightmare) sat up really quickly and BAM, a nose bleed. Also one time I just blew my nose and I got a nose bleed :/

Imagine waking up from a night mare and getting a nosebleed. Like the work of the devil or something. Kinda creepy.
 
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