No one leaves this thread without making a pun

[cannedcommunism]

When Shirley Temple blushes, her cheeks are cherry red.

 

[MeghanNewLeaf]

This one is SO overused (someone has probably already said it, but there are over 40 pages to this thread so I can't be bothered):

I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Hoda phone. That Kotb true!

 

[Rasha]

 

[Disband]

Watermelon 1: Let's run away and get married!
Watermelon 2: I'm sorry...
Watermelon 2: But I cantaloupe...

 

[Songbird]

Puns are not punny.
I LOSE!

 

[00jachna]

I saw a thunder stoorm once, it was SHOCKING!

 

[PlasticPinkPiggy]

Im whaling at all the hilarious comments right now.

 

[Rasha]

 

[cannedcommunism]

Im whaling at all the hilarious comments right now.

Sea all the puns!

 

[Rasha]

lol Butter Free XP

 

[DarkOnyx]

I disobey rules. I'm such a rebel! *leaves*

 

[Disband]

I'll leave the basement, Wynaut? (Get it, the pokemon xD)

 

[ToxiFoxy]

I can't believe it's not Butterfree

 

[Disband]

This thread is soo punny!

 

[pokedude729]

When does Shulk's party eat bread?
At RYE-n time.