No one leaves this thread without making a pun

[cannedcommunism]

It's snow wonder that it's in your head.

 

[Yui Z]

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

 

[Crystal Kitty Cat]

My grandma has false teeth, so how can i believe a word she says?

 

[sej]

This isn't really a pun but it makes you think

There was a house on a street then it got moved to another street on 1 street It had the floor and furniture and on the other street it had the wall and roof, which street is the house on the street is started off with or the other street?

 

[Farobi]

This thread is pointless.

Oh you know, no needles and stuff?

 

[BungoTheElf]

So, I said to the cops, "Police don't arrest me!"

 

[monochrom3]

Policeman 1: Who killed him?
Policeman 2: I don't know, but from the wounds, I think he's pecked by crows.
Policeman 1: So you can say it's a murder.
Policeman 2: I see what you did there.

 

[bluegoat14]

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down

 

[Superpenguin]

This food butter be delicious.

 

[monochrom3]

Setting your body on fire is the craziest and the most dangerous way to burn calories.

 

[Amnesia]

I used to be a doctor you know, but I lost patients.

 

[L. Lawliet]

i thought id skip this thread, but then i said wynaught?

 

[PlasticPinkPiggy]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

 

[kasane]

I'll never leaf my New Leaf game

 

[Blu Rose]

Guys, I'm lost.

 

[f11]

I never listen to atoms, they make up everything

 

[toxapex]

This thread stinks.

It's just so smelly, I mean my god...

Just stinks so much, you should all be ashamed.

...Because of how PUNgent this thread is.

 

[Nanobyte]

Bananas are a happy fruit. They're just so ap-peel-ing

- - - Post Merge - - -

If I see the pun police, I'll tell them, "Cesium!"

Beryllium.
Best pun.

 

[Kissyme100]

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

 

[#1 Senpai]

I would like to make a pun about Philosophy.., but I Kant.