No one leaves this thread without making a pun

[beffa]

Water you talking about? Water puns make a huge splash!

Oh buoy? That was rather shellfish of you to steal my limelight.

 

[Noah2000]

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

 

[Beary]

When I was a bartender, a bear would always paws between each word.

 

[BlueLeaf]

When I was a bartender, a bear would always paws between each word.

Beary amusing beary509. You can shoot me now, as you have the right to bear arms.

 

[Beary]

Beary amusing beary509. You can shoot me now, as you have the right to bear arms.

I think I'll pass. I was never a beary good shooter.

 

[Blu Rose]

crapiaccidentallyclickedonthis!

Well, I guess you're feeling a bit like dirty water due to your never being a beary good shooter.
(I actually thought of one!)

 

[Le Ham]

I can't bear this conversation anymore.

Once there was a panda who went into a restaurant and ordered a bamboo salad. After he ate, he pulled out a gun, shot the ceiling, and then walked out of the restaurant without even paying. So his waiter said to him, "Why the hell did you do that?!"
The panda said, "Ever read about pandas in an encyclopedia? It says, 'The panda bear eats shoots and leaves.'"
(Got that one out of a joke book I read years ago; I can't actually make a good joke.)

 

[Beary]

Well shoot. I am outmatched. I think I'll leaf.

 

[Kenshingumi]

I lost two pikmin to a bulborb, eh, not two bad

 

[PlasticPinkPiggy]

 

[Omfa]

Far, f?r f?r f?r? Nej, f?r f?r inte f?r, f?r f?r lamm.

 

[Kenshingumi]

I dont have any........ Because in my room with ice furniture i like to chill out instead of making puns.
I tried 11 different puns, but no pun intended, only 1 was good

 

[Amnesia]

I don't sea what's the point of this thread.

 

[Thunder]

I don't sea what's the point of this thread.

Needle little help seeing the point?

 

[cIementine]

What's wrong with you? We're all having a whale of a time.

 

[Amnesia]

I'm not shore...

 

[cIementine]

Well, I shell take you to the doctor's to sea why you're like this.

 

[cannedcommunism]

No you conch. It's just amnesia.

 

[Blu Rose]

That was so punny!

Haha, I lose!

 

[monochrom3]

Amnesia coald be fatal though.
Ice-specially when paired with your head feeling crabby.