Nintendo: How can we make diving more annoying and tedious?

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Oh I know, we can make the player slower than molasses while they are swimming in the water, we can make creatures faster than Sonic while trying to flee the player, and on top of that, we can add some un catchable jellyfish to the mix that spawn out of nowhere and sting the player. That ought to do it.


Johnny Boy, we've got ourselves a game!


Sorry, I was diving for the last hour trying to catch a Spider Crab and this game isn't having any of that today.
 
Nintendo at E3: "Last month was the 17th anniversary of Animal Forest, the first game in the Animal Crossing series. With every game, we have improved. And today... we are proud to announce..."

Screen fades to black

Switch intro plays, followed by a panorama shot of an Animal Crossing beach

"Welcome to Animal Crossing Deep Diver! The game where literally all you do is dive!"
 
Nintendo at E3: "Last month was the 17th anniversary of Animal Forest, the first game in the Animal Crossing series. With every game, we have improved. And today... we are proud to announce..."

Screen fades to black

Switch intro plays, followed by a panorama shot of an Animal Crossing beach

"Welcome to Animal Crossing Deep Diver! The game where literally all you do is dive!"

Oh gosh, people's Switch systems will not be able to survive that if they made a game like that. LOL
 
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I don't like the cramp we get get from being stung.

I've suffered with leg cramps for years.
It happens at least two times a week at night.

I bought AC to escape parts of my RL, but instead, I get stung, and a leg cramp. O_o

It's like the game is saying "Heya Jon!
Here's a preview of tonight when you go to bed and get one of those crippling cramps!"
 
Agreed. It's tedious, frustrating and just plain evil. The huge shadow that suddenly swims behind the line even though YOU ARE RIGHT ON TOP OF IT! Sorry, but I find that absolutely infuriating.
 
I don't like the cramp we get get from being stung.

I've suffered with leg cramps for years.
It happens at least two times a week at night.

I bought AC to escape parts of my RL, but instead, I get stung, and a leg cramp. O_o

It's like the game is saying "Heya Jon!
Here's a preview of tonight when you go to bed and get one of those crippling cramps!"

Slightly off topic, have you tried vinegar? Works for Charlie horses, no idea why.

There has been talk of an item you can wear that makes you swim faster, not sure if it is true. Might be the goggles or snorkel.
 
REALLY? You swim faster with the goggles or swim mask? Where have I been living, under a rock, that I didn't know about this? *Hits self in head with rock*
 
Slightly off topic, have you tried vinegar? Works for Charlie horses, no idea why.

There has been talk of an item you can wear that makes you swim faster, not sure if it is true. Might be the goggles or snorkel.

I was told to eat more salt many years ago, and that has cut the cramps down to almost none. ^_^

It's still not too good to have a cramp causing jellyfish in this type of game.

I also don't like the tripping over.

I like to run, and I don't get the chance in RL, as I'm indoors most of the time.
 
when a shadow goes past the line and you want to scream

WHY IS THIS A THING just let it disappear so I feel less angry
 
I was told to eat more salt many years ago, and that has cut the cramps down to almost none. ^_^

It's still not too good to have a cramp causing jellyfish in this type of game.

I also don't like the tripping over.

I like to run, and I don't get the chance in RL, as I'm indoors most of the time.

I don't mean drink the vinegar, I mean run the liquid directly onto the cramp area. You'll stink a bit, but you wont be hurting as much.

I've got the lucky hats to avoid tripping.
 
when a shadow goes past the line and you want to scream

WHY IS THIS A THING just let it disappear so I feel less angry

When everything including sea creatures and villagers aren't bound to invisible walls but town mayors and alt. characters are lol
 
I mean, swimming and diving would be much more fun, if you wouldn't swim slower than a snail and would
have such troubles to catch specific sea creatures. It's frustrating and I hope they will make it a little bit
better at least in the next AC game, since it's actually a nice feature.
 
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