new horizons headcanons

  • all the lazy's act so childish that i can't view almost any of them older than 13
  • nook and redd are ex's. the fanart between them is so good (re: funny)
  • hazel? probably gay, that or bi leaning towards women.
  • most of the uchi's for that matter lol
  • pretty sure almost all of us can agree audie is a lesbian so that's nice.
  • i dont have him but raymond def gives me gay or bi vibes
  • same with marshal. but i do enjoy his relationship with a few females so im leaning bi.
  • everyone is bi
  • besides maybe the normals. i see a bunch of the normals being asexual/staight for some reason.
 
I swear I'll never understand why a huge portion of AC's playerbase have an obsession with making their villagers be gay. Also never got on this "ship" train that people can't stop thinking about.

The only thing close to a headcanon that I have in mind is that Tom Nook probably is heading a social experiment for a long time, to see how humans would behave in an animal society...
 
Tabby and Rowan are a couple.
Elvis and Ankha rule with an iron fist but apparently Nook does it better?
Fauna and Chops are really good chaps. They enjoy hanging out with each other and have lots of common interests.
Rodeo practices necromancy when no one is looking but I still love him all the same.
Lucky is the product of Rodeo's "experiments." Lucky is also antisocial because he rarely leaves his house.
Katt is Tabby's older sister and has to teach Tabby how to put friends over fans
Coco is also antisocial and very mysterious. Not much is known about her as of now
 
I have headcanons about MY villagers at least xD

Freya and Fang have a thing. (Saw them walking down the village steps together with their cute bags and when I went to watch them, they looked at me and waved goodbye... trying to keep it a secret, I see. Also, Freya is always visiting him)
Kyle is teaching Fang how to be a 'bad boy'. They were singing K.K. Rock together in the plaza FOR A GOOD 30 MIN.
Chief is gay and secretly likes Kyle, but wants to deny it and therefore talks crap about him to cover it up.
Goldie and Daisy are BFF and swoon about K.K. Slider. They stood on either side of him and watched him sing for a good 10 min.
Biskit and Daisy are dating. Literally they are always visiting each other.
Audie def bi and has a thing for Goldie.
Cherry likes Kyle- my two punk bbys would be so cute together.
I got nothing on Lucky xD He kinda just does his own thing. But hangs out in my graveyard a lot...
 
I swear I'll never understand why a huge portion of AC's playerbase have an obsession with making their villagers be gay. Also never got on this "ship" train that people can't stop thinking about.

The only thing close to a headcanon that I have in mind is that Tom Nook probably is heading a social experiment for a long time, to see how humans would behave in an animal society...
I wasn't a shipper until I saw how adorable Tabby and Rowan were together lol. I also agree that not everyone has to be gay but thats what the people on these forums are into. I would assume most of the people here are also into BL
 
I wasn't a shipper until I saw how adorable Tabby and Rowan were together lol. I also agree that not everyone has to be gay but thats what the people on these forums are into. I would assume most of the people here are also into BL
I'm so out of touch that I legit don't have a clue about what BL means hahaha
 
my headcanons

none of my villagers are gay (wow right)
kyle has a camera in his house for recording things other than music
bubbles is a literal eldritch demon simply possessing a hippo
punchy and bob are stoner buddys
camofrog is a jaded war veteran suffering from ptsd
scoot is secretly a sociopath disguised as a musclehead
lolly is the island ****
 
my headcanons

none of my villagers are gay (wow right)
kyle has a camera in his house for recording things other than music
bubbles is a literal eldritch demon simply possessing a hippo
punchy and bob are stoner buddys
camofrog is a jaded war veteran suffering from ptsd
scoot is secretly a sociopath disguised as a musclehead
lolly is the island ****
Punchy, Bob, Harvey and Biskit really look like they're always stoned.

I would say they would give Leif a run for his money when it comes to "removing weeds"
 
Punchy, Bob, Harvey and Biskit really look like they're always stoned.

I would say they would give Leif a run for his money when it comes to "removing weeds"
additional headcanon is that they get their goods from cyd, since he has that old school dealer look to him
 
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Well... let's just say that I believe Colton and Julian are #couplegoals and I like to commission art.
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Phil and Julian are always singing/sitting together it's hard not to see them as a thing (they are both 100% bi lol)
Wolfgang knows how to put on makeup.... he puts on a lil every day (he definitely has winged eyeliner in his pic)
Francine: literally just a human in a bunny suit (probably a common hc but I still think it's funny)
 
Jocks all jocks except for like 2 have never worked for more than 5 minutes they just want people to think they are cool
 
my headcanons

none of my villagers are gay (wow right)
kyle has a camera in his house for recording things other than music
bubbles is a literal eldritch demon simply possessing a hippo
punchy and bob are stoner buddys
camofrog is a jaded war veteran suffering from ptsd
scoot is secretly a sociopath disguised as a musclehead
lolly is the island s***

IM LAUGHING LOLLY NOOOOOOO LOL
 
  • Reneigh doesn’t like anyone on the island (including me?)
  • Kid Cat compliments me all the time, liked my rainbow sweater, gave me tighter pants to wear with them, and immediately changed into a shirt I gave him afterwards. I mean, c’mon, gay.
  • Fauna is secretly into fashion, but would never let anyone know (she rocks every outfit I give her)
  • Wendy knows she won’t make it big, but pretends for her own sake (I’ll go to your shows, girl)
  • Zucker is a stoner (common idea)
  • Bruce would be great with kids, he’s such a father figure.
  • Soleil isn’t a true snooty. She has class, but she isn’t mean spirited in the slightest.
  • Jacques, unlike Wendy, actually could make it as a singer but doesn’t want to.
  • Sherb has helicopter parents, which has led to his peculiar world view and desire to just chill
  • Cyd is not an old man. He’s in his early 30s at best and just prefers being alone most of the time.
 
okie sooo i only have a few because i'm not creative but some of these are things i thought of when i was like 11 😂

bangle, jacques and wendy
best friends who always go to festivals together (when i had them on NH, they always sat together to watch k.k. perform)

maple and judy
definately girlfriends, well on my island they are, they're always together lol

bonbon and carmen
girlfriends and a popstar duo (i came up with this as a child and have stuck with it ever since)

colton and julian
storytime
well i've always believed these two were a canon couple because colton is a prince and i used to think julian was a space prince lol
then i learned that's not a thing and it's literally something my crazy childish mind come up with but i will continue to think this forever haha

whitney and apollo
the movie. that is all.
 
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