there was once a duck who was green thn ate your mum then turned pink who went to mars and fell over a giant and ate a banana whilst bathing in an esspreso that turned out to be a tree so he was covered in loads of sticky tree sap, so he got stuck to a bumble bee and flew off to a magical world called Goo Land! Where the place was full of green gooey stuff, the duck fell off the bee and landed in one of the goo pools, an in the goo pool was... sweeties which made him turn into a ladybird and then he drank up all the goo in Goo land and felt sick, then he puked it all out again and flew away to kiss a
