conorbamodwyer
Mayor Conor of Carragh
WARNING: THIS IS A RANT.
When I started New Leaf, I had my house built in the most perfect-for-me location, in an area enclosed on one side by the cliff and on the other by a bending river. Ideal. Only problem was that the nearest bridge was far away. No problem, I would build one near my house as soon as I was able to. So the day I was able to build bridges was the day that uchi rhino Renee, plonks her ugly house on the other side of the river, just where I wanted my bridge to be. And sure enough, Isabelle deemed the location to be too close to a resident's home, and the nearest available location was still too far from my home. So I spent the following months pushing her in pitfalls, hitting her with nets, pushing her, even trying to chop her in half with my axe (which takes a lot of patience, they keep trying to converse with you instead of taking the blow), but to no avail.
So I gave up. I accepted that the bridge would just have to be a mile away from my house and I vouched that I would forever loathe stupid Renee. Between then (almost 2 years ago) and last week, Renee remained in Seacrest, while neighbours that I liked gradually moved away. This strengthened my disliking towards her. Then on one fateful day last week, she announced her moving date, yesterday. So today, I wake up, ready to install my very long-awaited bridge in the most perfect location near my house, which would point me directly towards Main Street. So I run through the May rain to the town hall and I hop on the mayoral chair before the desk, select 'brick bridge' and run with Isabelle to the desired location.
I turn to her. I press A.....
'the river's width is different here (WHICH IT CLEARLY ISN'T BTW). I think it would be difficult to place a bridge here'.
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FML.
When I started New Leaf, I had my house built in the most perfect-for-me location, in an area enclosed on one side by the cliff and on the other by a bending river. Ideal. Only problem was that the nearest bridge was far away. No problem, I would build one near my house as soon as I was able to. So the day I was able to build bridges was the day that uchi rhino Renee, plonks her ugly house on the other side of the river, just where I wanted my bridge to be. And sure enough, Isabelle deemed the location to be too close to a resident's home, and the nearest available location was still too far from my home. So I spent the following months pushing her in pitfalls, hitting her with nets, pushing her, even trying to chop her in half with my axe (which takes a lot of patience, they keep trying to converse with you instead of taking the blow), but to no avail.
So I gave up. I accepted that the bridge would just have to be a mile away from my house and I vouched that I would forever loathe stupid Renee. Between then (almost 2 years ago) and last week, Renee remained in Seacrest, while neighbours that I liked gradually moved away. This strengthened my disliking towards her. Then on one fateful day last week, she announced her moving date, yesterday. So today, I wake up, ready to install my very long-awaited bridge in the most perfect location near my house, which would point me directly towards Main Street. So I run through the May rain to the town hall and I hop on the mayoral chair before the desk, select 'brick bridge' and run with Isabelle to the desired location.
I turn to her. I press A.....
'the river's width is different here (WHICH IT CLEARLY ISN'T BTW). I think it would be difficult to place a bridge here'.
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...
FML.
