Selling My friendship!

[PurplPanda]

o hello
im selling my friendship 4 TBT bells
20 tbt bells 4 friendship
pls buy

 

[Mewmewmewm]

Can i buy multiple friendships?

 

[PurplPanda]

YES! I would prefer it if you bought 15. c:

 

[Mewmewmewm]

YES! I would prefer it if you bought 15. c:

Do they come in packages? Like the 'brony fan' package or the 'Tsundere' package?

 

[PurplPanda]

yes
most defintly
for 2000 tbt
i can b anything u want
other packages:
love package- costs 1000 tbt bells i will b ur boyfriend
forever friendship package- 500 tbt down payment, monthly payments of 50 tbt i will b ur friend 5ever
mafia package- i will never ever ever ever ever wotc u in mafia 4 600 tbt bells
brony package- i will b ur brony friend 5ever
tsundere package- tbh idk what tsundere is so ya costs 700

 

[Mewmewmewm]

yes
most defintly
for 200 tbt
i can b anything u want
other packages:
love package- costs 1000 tbt bells i will b ur boyfriend
forever friendship package- 500 tbt down payment, monthly payments of 50 tbt i will b ur friend 5ever
mafia package- i will never ever ever ever ever wotc u in mafia 4 600 tbt bells
brony package- i will b ur brony friend 5ever
tsundere package- tbh idk what tsundere is so ya costs 700

*nods* hmmm. . .
Will you ever have any giveaways for your services?

 

[Capella]

I would like to buy

 

[FireNinja1]

Throw in 30 hybrids with every package and I'll consider.

 

[PurplPanda]

*nods* hmmm. . .
Will you ever have any giveaways for your services?

if 20 ppl buy a package i will hold giveaway
Honestly I'm not this stupid I'm just playing it for the part

- - - Post Merge - - -

Throw in 30 hybrids with every package and I'll consider.

u wot m8

 

[ShinySandwich]

im a guy so no

 

[Capella]

is this cereal

 

[PurplPanda]

is this cereal

umm idk but i like cheerios

 

[Capella]

o can I purchase ur hair for 6460140891258120958712975128506 irl dollahs

 

[MrPicklez]

I'll give you 60 TBT bells.

 

[ShinySandwich]

I'll give you 60 TBT bells.

can i buy you beard

 

[PurplPanda]

I'll give you 60 TBT bells.

4 friendship? ok!

 

[FireNinja1]

if 20 ppl buy a package i will hold giveaway
Honestly I'm not this stupid I'm just playing it for the part

- - - Post Merge - - -


u wot m8

You heard me.

 

[Mewmewmewm]

Can i buy 1/3 of a friendship?

 

[PurplPanda]

Can i buy 1/3 of a friendship?

only full deal sry

 

[Capella]

kan i actueally marry u 4 200 tbt bellz?1/1/1/1/