My dodo code

[StarParty8]

i just realized something.
this dude is charging 2 NMT, which is 4,000 NM.
4,000 NM is 4/5 of the way towards getting your tent expanded into a house.
this guy is almost charging a house to hangout

 

[Clock]

I'm confused.
Isn't this the wrong thread?

 

[SCORPA15]

I am a professional hide & seek coach, I charge 50 nmt's an hour and if I can't find you,you get the lesson for free.

 

[ViolinShapedObject]

I am a professional hide & seek coach, I charge 50 nmt's an hour and if I can't find you,you get the lesson for free.

I'll do it for 100 NMT/hour, take it or leave it

 

[FRANS_PLAYER]

I'm sorry I'm afraid that YOU will have to be the one paying - I'm a famous ACNH bellionaire with a significant fanbase, you see, and each minute of my time will cost 5 NMTS! I hope you can understand

 

[Xara]

I am a professional hide & seek coach, I charge 50 nmt's an hour and if I can't find you,you get the lesson for free.

wait why does that sound kinda fun doe

 

[Milady]

Lmao the replies

 

[FireNinja1]

wait why does that sound kinda fun doe

it's a scam, you don't actually need a coach if it takes someone an hour to find you

also i want to repeat again, please offer something tangible in exchange for your nmt. can be something as simple as fruit, i don't care, just offer something

 

[DeltaLoraine]

Another good way to get NMT is by collecting resources on your island and selling them in stacks, or perhaps emptying the furniture you have but don't like and selling them as well. There are plenty of easy ways to profit on here!

 

[StarParty8]

also im surprised how the OP didnt know what TBT was.
in short, you use TBT for buying cosmetic collectables and stuff. Some shops have TBT as an option in the forums. Some make TBT the only option. 1 TBT is apparantly worth 1 NMT, and some people might transfer them with you - You pay the desired TBT and the other person gives you that same number in NMT.
also My island is a 5 star island which always has prices of 600 bells in turnips! But, visiting me costs 10 NMT a minute. Hope you understand! actually its 3 stars and turnips are usually worthless and im saving up for 10 nmt

 

[SCORPA15]

I'll do it for 100 NMT/hour, take it or leave it

Damn,I didn't know Kevin O'leary from shark tank was a member of the forum.

 

[Hirisa]

My island is currently the home of three very popular villagers. For only 100 NMT, I will let you come over and watch them drink orange soda and sit right next to the chairs I've strategically placed for them to ignore. Best part? You can also enjoy my horrible 1/3rd complete terraforming projects.

For 25 more NMT, you can take a souvenir photo!

 

[StarParty8]

My island is currently the home of three very popular villagers. For only 100 NMT, I will let you come over and watch them drink orange soda and sit right next to the chairs I've strategically placed for them to ignore. Best part? You can also enjoy my horrible 1/3rd complete terraforming projects.

For 25 more NMT, you can take a souvenir photo!

ok but if the popular villagers arent raymond raymond and raymond, with a MAYBE percent if 1 of the villagers is marshal, I LEAVE
also i just realized OP could have been confused about TBT because in the forum pages its counted as bells and not TBT

 

[Hirisa]

ok but if the popular villagers arent raymond raymond and raymond, with a MAYBE percent if 1 of the villagers is marshal, I LEAVE
also i just realized OP could have been confused about TBT because in the forum pages its counted as bells and not TBT

The three popular villagers are: Raymond, Raymond 2: Ninja Edition, and finally, the ultra rare Raymond 3: Judy's Cosplay Revenge edition. So yeah, well worth 150 NMT (price raised to account for costume budget, no refunds, thanks in advance for understanding).

And yeah, your point about TBT makes sense. More than once have I heard the question: why isn't it called BTB?

 

[xMartin]

[unlock post for only 99 NMT]

 

[SCORPA15]

also i want to repeat again, please offer something tangible in exchange for your nmt.

Excuse me,you don't think my business proposal is tangible!?
i just received an offer from the ferocious Kevin (Violin ShapedObject) O'leary.
The value in my service is undeniable, my profits are through the roof!
I coach the customer and if I can't find them they don't pay for the lesson.
Ghislaine Maxwell rated me 5 stars for my service.
that's my proposal and you can take it or leave it,you would have to be the worst seeker in the world to not be able to see the value in my product.

 

[Gunner]

I'm pretty sure Ghislaine spends her time on Harvey Weinstein's island, I mean erm, Harv's Photopia.

also plz visit me i have ungifted raymond in boxes only 10,000 NMT.

 

[Feferily]

[unlock post for only 99 NMT]

Jokes on you, I can't read.

 

[EmperorGandhi]

Okay, well I'm going to one-up all of you because I got a SHINY Raymond on my last villager hunt. He's pastel pink and comes with a maid dress right from the get go! I'll let you go look at him for only 10,000 NMT, a full inventory of giant robots, and your firstborn! It's quite a steal compared to what people are asking for on Nookazon.

Real talk OP seems like they're on the younger side (granted I'm barely an adult) and they're probably just unaware that sometimes things in life don't go their way so just leave the vacant plot up to lady luck and maybe you'll get someone you like, OP!
EDIT: You're absolutely capable of finding someone you like that way and I've seen it happen numerous times before! I hope this didn't come off as having malicious intent. We've all had bad hunts before.

 

[Dabi]

Guys don't be so mean to that kid.. pretty sure he got it after the first few negative posts OTL