The Sign Painter
Senior Member
Mine was like 2-3 weeks ago. My friend told me that my GF was flat so I said that she was not, and he said,"Oh so you think she is Mt. Everest?" Ugh, my friend jumps to conclusions too easy.
Most Awkward Moment?
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KingofHearts
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Ohh I have another one... This happened Tuesday.
I was at my Weight Training class (which you pretty much just work out in the gym for at least 50 minutes) as usual to get myself in shape for the summer, and I was just about done with all my sets.
I saw a friend (which I usually see on Tuesdays but not for a long time) and I noticed that he stayed longer than he usually does. He usually stays for 25 minutes after I show up, but this time he was there the whole time I was there (1 hr and 30mins.)
So I leave the gym and head to the locker room, right? And now I'm changing and all I'm wearing is my gym shorts. I notice him coming into the locker room as well going to his locker (which is really close to mine.)
I acknowledge him and I go in my locker to get my shirt which is a really thin black shirt that has a hood attached to it (note its 90 degrees outside.) He sits down on the bench and I turn my back on him to put on my shirt.
So after I put on my shirt, I turn around and see him staring at me with his hand on his chin. (with a thoughtful look on his face.)
He then asks "Don't you get hot in that?"
. . . talk about awkward! I giggle and say "Hehe. Nope."
PS: He didn't change his clothes all he did was get a Gatorade from his locker and do push ups on the ground.
I was at my Weight Training class (which you pretty much just work out in the gym for at least 50 minutes) as usual to get myself in shape for the summer, and I was just about done with all my sets.
I saw a friend (which I usually see on Tuesdays but not for a long time) and I noticed that he stayed longer than he usually does. He usually stays for 25 minutes after I show up, but this time he was there the whole time I was there (1 hr and 30mins.)
So I leave the gym and head to the locker room, right? And now I'm changing and all I'm wearing is my gym shorts. I notice him coming into the locker room as well going to his locker (which is really close to mine.)
I acknowledge him and I go in my locker to get my shirt which is a really thin black shirt that has a hood attached to it (note its 90 degrees outside.) He sits down on the bench and I turn my back on him to put on my shirt.
So after I put on my shirt, I turn around and see him staring at me with his hand on his chin. (with a thoughtful look on his face.)
He then asks "Don't you get hot in that?"
. . . talk about awkward! I giggle and say "Hehe. Nope."
PS: He didn't change his clothes all he did was get a Gatorade from his locker and do push ups on the ground.
Fabioisonfire
total a-hole
I have some of the best awkward moment stories ever, and it's all thanks to my promiscuous lifestyle.
Will edit soon...
Will edit soon...
I have three. 
1. The day I wore boxers to school without even noticing I did.
2. I jizzed my pants in first period. ;]
3. A days I scream at people when there in the lunchroom. Like I may recall one or two of my adventures doing that. One is calling a kid who actually looks like Super Mario and calling him MARIO! in a high pitch voice. But now he just clogs his ears while I scream at him. ;] And then there are Japanese people which I make fun of them because they wear christian t-shirts.
1. The day I wore boxers to school without even noticing I did.
2. I jizzed my pants in first period. ;]
3. A days I scream at people when there in the lunchroom. Like I may recall one or two of my adventures doing that. One is calling a kid who actually looks like Super Mario and calling him MARIO! in a high pitch voice. But now he just clogs his ears while I scream at him. ;] And then there are Japanese people which I make fun of them because they wear christian t-shirts.
deathparty666
Senior Member
awkward moment... In marching band last summer, we were going to a competition... and we take a bus. Our bus driver, I swear to God, was neither male nor female. Pink shirt, huge breasts, no butt or hips, lipstick, and a deep manly voice. It was awkward because our director makes us thank the bus driver, and nobody knew if we should say ma'am or sir, and her/his name is probably like Aaron/erin, andy, or alex, or some other name like that. We call IT Marian... and laugh about it all the time.
KingofHearts
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Wao you guys really have awkward moments...
I had one recently...
I farted in church after I had Spaghetti and the row left the pews after I had farted.
I laughed so hard I started crying and people thought it was the Holy Spirit. =D
I had one recently...
I farted in church after I had Spaghetti and the row left the pews after I had farted.
I laughed so hard I started crying and people thought it was the Holy Spirit. =D
