Memorable/Funny Conversations With Your Friends

[rosiekitty405]

rSo we at times have ridiculous or funny chats with our buds so what's your. I have a few .

#1.My friend and I had a vocaloid conversation
About how Len is a perv and kaito wasn't cute(I don't see
Why people think so but my friend thinks otherwise).

#2. Had a conversation about puppies going
To horror movies...

#3. The awesomeness of cats and how
They should be our rulers.

#4. How scarves should be used in hospitals
As stylish tourniquets.

#5. How the fact that we need pet
Penguin.

#6. Last one. The strange fact
How lampshades should be head accessories
With the uses of a dress.


So yeah. Some strange chats...

What's your?!?!?!

 

[beffa]

[27/10/2013 13:55:58] LOZ: er wt
[27/10/2013 14:00:45] LOZ: i aktulay lyk gagas new song
[27/10/2013 14:02:47] BEFFA: whch 1
[27/10/2013 14:03:05] LOZ: venus
[27/10/2013 14:03:26] BEFFA: i wud tuch ur venus
[27/10/2013 14:03:33] LOZ: lMAOQEWIKWF
[27/10/2013 14:03:34] LOZ: TGMEW
[27/10/2013 14:03:34] LOZ: DFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
[27/10/2013 14:04:09] BEFFA: o_o
[27/10/2013 14:04:16] LOZ: UR SOFUNY
[27/10/2013 14:11:25] BEFFA: kk
[27/10/2013 14:11:27] BEFFA: bae?
[27/10/2013 14:11:38] LOZ: VENUS
[27/10/2013 14:11:39] LOZ: 2 the planetttttttttttttt
[27/10/2013 14:11:42] LOZ: lov thisss smm
[27/10/2013 14:17:21] BEFFA: i would stick my venus in ur planet

idk why i find this so funny

 

[Midoriya]

My friend: I like playing minigolf match up with you guys. Especially since you can get coins for more points.

Me: Yeah. Omg, lol, could you imagine if two old guys were playing minigolf in real life and saw some coins on the course. Then the host would say: 'Each coin is worth a large amount of money!'

My teacher: Well then of course they would go for the coins and mess up on purpose.

 

[BeckTheMayor]

Friend #1: Yeah, Cameron, I hate you
Friend #2: Hope you get run over by a cloud!
Me: *laughs*
Friend #2: I'm going to dress up as a cloud for Halloween and tackle you.
Me: *Has to go get a tissue, laughing too much*
Friend 1#: Okay?
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Me and my best friend were having a conversation about seagulls with pooping problems, then it lead onto seagulls with aids.

 

[Lauren]

Anything I've said to my friends and I posted it here is get banned but I'm sure I can pull something out of my hat...

Umm... We was in a hotel and we wasn't all supposed to be in there.. A lady came baring in mind it was 4am and we was all drunk, me and my friend hid behind the shower curtain and she came in and asked if she could have a look around, she came straight to the shower and looked at me and my friend haha!

 

[Hamusuta]

My best TFM moments:

1:
[Shaman Zydney] OMG.
[Shaman Zydney] afk soul :c
[Hamusuta] I WAS NOT AFK
[Shaman Zydney] well whatever. You killed me -_-
[Hamusuta] How did i kill you I was afk? :O

2:
• [Hamusuta] RENNS MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD
• [Renn] DAMN LIGHT, IS BETTER THAN YOURS
• [Supergoat] damn light?
• [Renn] I dont know lyrics
• [Hamusuta] xD

3:
• [Renn] • [Hamusuta] oh gosh the boobs are bouncy - Best hamu quote so far

4:
[Hamusuta] All the treasurers can be shiny because they are shiny and treasure is shiny and shiny = rich so we are FABULOUS. - I make so much sense.
[Hamusuta] I make so much sense :'D Yay me!
[Negriolas] Shut up.
[Hamusuta] Rude ;-;

5:
• [Hamusuta] The tribe message is so long O_O
• [Minnieme] you tidy it up thats your job
• [Hamusuta] No i like it long o3o
• [Hamusuta] OMG EW
• [Hamusuta] EWWWW

6:
[Valimaster] f****ng sham
[Shaman Hamusuta] What?
[Shaman Hamusuta] Why am I a f*****g shaman?
[Shaman Hamusuta] I'll have you know I am a perfectly fine virgin!

7:
[Hamusuta] Your a guy or gurl?
[Dukica] Je suis un homme.
[Hamusuta] You're gay? O_O
[Dukica] Homme, not homo!
[Hamusuta] xD

8:
[Coconutjam] help i'm hungry
[Coconutjam] feed me
[Hamusuta] Eat yourself. You're made of coconut ^_^

9:
→ [Baffbot1] When you duck, you can spawn: plankShort
[Hamusuta] Teehee. That's what she said :3

 

[Psydye]

Given how tasteless my humor is whenever I talk to my friend it's quite entertaining. Lol.

"You know I'm kinda' bored today....let's drink and hop up on PCP and take our aggression out on some babies! Just kidnap one, put it in a burlap sack and bash it against the ground as hard as possible just outta' fun! If it starts crying just smash it harder 'til it shuts up....and we are hungry so we can use it's pulverized carcass in a fresh stew....see Nick, kill two birds w/ one stone, boredom and hunger to be specific! lol."

Such a conversation never happened but's an example of how f**ked up our(more me) humor can be at times! XD

 

[Juicebox]

In my creative writing class, we once had a forty minute conversation based around vomiting on each other.

We also had another conversation about how Ashton Kutcher is actually god, and real life is just him punking us.

 

[dollydaydream]

Just today we invented a team of superheroes with the typical characters.
The smart one, the idiot, the pretty one, the teeny tiny ninja man, the trumpet player, the old guy who's secretly awesome at karate and stuff, Jesus, a llama and of course a violin playing secret mastermind disguised as a butler. They would all walk through the countryside in rainbow themed unitards helping local pedestrians, but then stealing all there food.
Also when it was snowing once, I started to pretend to make a snowstorm, and just started spinning round on the pavement screaming snowstorm, and mind friend just pointed at me shouting WIND! WIND! WIND! Over and over.
There was one more about how one of our friend's was the chosen one or something, let's call them Joe, basically our universe is inside of a Joe's stomach, and inside his stomach is another Joe, and inside that joe's stomach is another universe and so on. Kind of like russian nesting dolls. This lead to us all having to stay behind at break because we just drew loads of picture of Joe and random stomachs in the back of our math books

 

[selbishikh]

*Friend and I video chatting through Skype*
Friend: Oh yeah, have you got Pokemon X yet?
Me: Y
Friend: Just asking...
Me: No! Pokemon Y!!

I dont know why I cant forget this xD

 

[itzafennecfox]

One time I was in a group chat and my friend kept changing what we were saying (it was on Skype) so she had the girls hitting on the guys and it was immature but funny.
P.S. you like Vocaloid? QUICK WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE?

 

[rosiekitty405]

One time I was in a group chat and my friend kept changing what we were saying (it was on Skype) so she had the girls hitting on the guys and it was immature but funny.
P.S. you like Vocaloid? QUICK WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE?

I like Len/Rin and Luka! miku is good though ^_^