Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[eleanorshock]

Granted, but you cannot use kik anymore.

I wish that I had a better phone

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but you drop it on train tracks, it gets run over and now you don't have a phone at all.

I wish I wasn't so damn tired all the time.

 

[eleanorshock]

Granted, but you're always awake and hyper crazy.

I wish I didn't have so much work.

 

[brownboy102]

Granted; now you are unemployed.

I wish Eleanor wasn't unemployed D:

 

[eleanorshock]

Granted, But I am in school so I am already unemployed

I wish that I had a pet unicorn

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but it's basically dead.

I wish slavery never happened

 

[eleanorshock]

Granted, but the world is not perfect.

I wish Sparro could type with his eyes closed.

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but now I can never open my eyes (DAMNIT)


I wish Eleanor couldn't type with her eyes closed

 

[eleanorshock]

Granted, but now I can't type at all D;

I wish I could see what is in Sparro's avi.

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but now you can't see anything else.

I wish my glasses wouldn't get dirty or smudged ever again

 

[Bloobloop]

Yes, but you're so blind that there's no point in glasses anymore
I wish my lips weren't so chapped

 

[eleanorshock]

Granted, but now you can't use lip balm.

I wish I could run faster

 

[brownboy102]

Granted. You gained a staggering 0.1% more speed.

I wish I got everything for free

 

[eleanorshock]

Granted, but now everyone wants to steal from you.

I wish I was a good cook.

 

[brownboy102]

granted, but you aren't good enough.
I wish for loooooooooove

 

[Bloobloop]

Yes, but it's not true love

I wish homework didn't exist

 

[eleanorshock]

Granted, I agree with you.

I wish I could go to London.

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but once you got there you couldn't afford to leave..or anything for that manner.

I wish I could buy video games

 

[Nightmares]

Granted, but they're really ****ty ones

I wish people didn't think I was a weeaboo xD

 

[Brain.Boy]

Granted, but now people will think you're a super mega ULTRA weeaboo!
Whatever that is. xD

I wish I was mute. owo;