Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Rasha]

not granted

I wish I could think of a good wish that I can't think of right now ~

 

[Disband]

Granted, you can't think of a good wish though.

I wish that stuff.

 

[Rasha]

Granted~

I wish to know what "that stuff" is ~

 

[Disband]

I wish I was bored.

Granted.

 

[Rasha]

Granted

I wish I was a dog (so I could piss on your leg) arf arf ~

 

[Disband]

Granted, you'll pee on all of your siblings though..

I wish I was a Wolf (Jokes)

 

[Rasha]

Granted, you're my slave now harr harr

I wish I was a cookie so I could eat myself~

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, you are a cookie. However, you can't eat yourself, because you have no mouth.

I wish for pizza.

 

[Disband]

Granted, nothing bad will happen since i've never met you before.. xD

I wish that I could dream.

 

[Puffy]

Granted, but it's not a dream. It's a nightmare.

I wish I would stop thinking of my own otps.

 

[-Apples-]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish people can stop sniping others on the forums.

 

[Zane]

Granted but they start sniping them in real life instead. Hundreds are dead. Are you happy.

I wish I lived in a cave full of big gems.

 

[Vizionari]

Granted but the gems turn out to be parasites that kill you and eat your flesh.


I wish for something good for Christmas...

 

[eleanorshock]

Granted. But you get a bomb that explodes and ends the world.

I wish I was having fun....

 

[Rasha]

Granted, you fall asleep before that~

I wish I had a chicken, a cute one

 

[Minimo]

Wish granted, but that cute chicken has a ugly attitude

I wish I had longer hair

 

[Rasha]

Granted, now you'll have to spend a whole extra hour to wash all that when you take a shower tsk tsk tsk

I wish I was as clever as Einstein~

 

[Zane]

Granted but you're too lazy to invent anything.

I wish everything smelled like strawberries

 

[Rasha]

Granted. Now strawberries won't smell all that unique anymore~

I wish I could go home already and rest on my bed

 

[Alienfish]

Granted but you have to sleep on the roof instead

I wish I had the LE of that certain game