Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Idfldnsndt]

granted but when you get up you cant sit or lay down ever again :0

i wish my internet wasnt so slow

 

[Arcticfox5]

Granted, but your internet is now so fast your computer exploded (couldnt handle the speed, I guess).

I wish I lived in the world of Pokemon.

 

[Idfldnsndt]

granted but pokecenters got blown up

i wish i could be someone else

 

[Arcticfox5]

You turn into someone on death row and will be executed tomorrow for killing 12 people (too real?).

I wish I could have telekenetic powers.

 

[Idfldnsndt]

granted but then u die

i wish i was normal

 

[Arcticfox5]

No one is normal, so you don't exist!

I wish I could magically cure people (like Jesus).

 

[Idfldnsndt]

granted but everyone is healed already so u fail

i wish i wasnt tired

 

[Arcticfox5]

Granted, but your energy makes you break everything, annoys everyone and gives you a very short attention span.

I wish I could answer every question someone gave me correctly.

 

[Idfldnsndt]

um lol i do that already

granted but no one asks u questions any more

i wish pants

 

[Arcticfox5]

(Lol, me tooo!)

Granted, but suddenly everyone wears skirts or dresses and pants become illegal -> you have to go to prison

I wish I had a life

 

[Rasha]

Granted, u shall spend your whole life with me woohoo ~

I wish I could eat my house *o*

 

[Disband]

Not Granted

I wish you and Nouri would stop with Woohoo.

 

[Rasha]

Granted, now it's meow meow purr purr purr RAWR!!....then woohoo

I wish woohoo, woohoo all day all night ~ *o*

 

[Disband]

Granted, you'll stop the next hour.

I wish I could get off of this forum.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Stop posting so much xD I meant..

 

[Rasha]

Not Granted with a capital G, who are we kidding? :/

I wish I had a life, oh god!

 

[Disband]

Granted, you will have no life.

I wish that Halo was a game.

 

[Rasha]

not Granted

I wish I could time travel so I can buy the new star fox game ~

 

[Disband]

Not Granted,

I wsh I cld wrt rgt

 

[Rasha]

nt grntd

I wish I could get married already ~

 

[Disband]

Granted, your Cookie will pass out during the wedding though

I wish this thread would end.