Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Rasha]

Granted but you trip and spell it all

I wish I had a better laptop

 

[Idfldnsndt]

granted but then the internet disappears..
i still wish nothing

 

[Rasha]

Granted...

I wish I had the new 3DS

 

[Idfldnsndt]

granted but nintend0 realeases a new new 3ds .__________.
i wish i could be bothered to fix my mistakes in this post

 

[Rasha]

not granted, you lazy slug...

I wish I had a lollipop

 

[Idfldnsndt]

granted but it tastes like a piece of rainbow crap

i wish it would go away

 

[Rasha]

Granted, but later comes more...

I wish it wasn't so hollow and lonely in here...

 

[Greninja]

Granted but then you become hollow and lonely

I wish I could phase through walls

 

[Sassy]

Granted, but when you try to phase though the wall you get stuck and become one with the wall!

I wish I had an unlimited supply of gummi candy!

 

[Mr. Marowak]

granted, it doesn't have an unlimited shelf life

i wish my 3ds repair would get done faster

 

[zeldafromhyrule]

granted, but then robots (including your ds) take over!

I wish I pass my finals tomorrow ._.

 

[Rasha]

Granted, but too late....

I wish I didn't have to go to the bathroom now :c

 

[Disband]

Not Granted
I wish I could fly.

 

[Mr. Marowak]

granted. you crash. flying and steering are different things

i wish for a small box full of trinkets

 

[Disband]

Granted, full of spiders though.

I wish I had a Zebra.

 

[zeldafromhyrule]

granted, but it craves human flesh.

I wish I could start an all girl band.

 

[Idfldnsndt]

granted but everyone shoots you

i wish keyboard

 

[Alienfish]

granted but it is massacred

i wish my tongue wouldn't hurt

 

[Idfldnsndt]

granted but then everything else hurts

i wish my computer worked

 

[Twilight Sparkle]

granted, then it breaks again
i wish i didn't have 2 sit here for 40 minutes