Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Idfldnsndt]

granted but then they turn into cats and claw everything and go all feral.

i wish things werent so expensive

 

[Rasha]

Granted but now everything is too cheap

I wish my bag of chips had an endless bottom

 

[Idfldnsndt]

um dude nothing is too cheap

granted, but then they suddenly go all moldy

 

[Rasha]

you didn't wish for anything, ya muffin head! >:C

I wish I didn't have fever and my period today D':

 

[Nanfan]

Granted, but instead of your period you cry blood all the time (eww that sounds so emo...)

I wish I had new combat boots!

 

[Alienfish]

granted but they will be full of holes

i wish i had money

 

[Idfldnsndt]

granted but then your feet fall off

i wish it was nighttime all the time

- - - Post Merge - - -

ninjas .___. oh well

 

[Alienfish]

granted but you will be forced to sleep every other hour

i wish i had better teeth

 

[Idfldnsndt]

granted but then everyone will tease you for having 'perfect' teeth

i wish people werent stupid

 

[Alienfish]

granted but you will be stupid instead

i wish i had longer hair

 

[Idfldnsndt]

granted but then your hair grows really long and everything gets stuck in it and birds nests etc etc.

i wish i had short hair..

 

[Nanfan]

Granted, but your hair turns into kelp

I wish my cat would let me hold him~


*ninja'd...

 

[Alienfish]

granted but you must wear a carmen miranda hat because you hate it

 

[Idfldnsndt]

you didnt wish e.e

 

[Nanfan]

omfg a carmen miranda hat ahahaha

 

[Alienfish]

yes lol

i wish i had moar whisky

 

[Idfldnsndt]

granted but someone steals it
i wish i didnt have ti sleep

 

[Alienfish]

granted but you must drink coffee every other hours

i wish i had candy

 

[Idfldnsndt]

granted but you get ant infestations in your room

i wish nothing

 

[Alienfish]

granted but you get a lot of hats

i wish i had fanta exotic