Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[pokedude729]

granted, but you can't remember any of the sfw ones either.

I wish my parents were back together.

 

[Zane]

Granted, your parents become fused together and now you live with a terrifying Momdad

I wish when I slept I'd wake up feeling rested instead of sick and headache-y

 

[00jachna]

Granted, your parents become fused together and now you live with a terrifying Momdad

I wish when I slept I'd wake up feeling rested instead of sick and headache-y

Granted but your bed will be made out of rocks

I wish for friends :/

 

[Wholockian]

Granted, but it turns out you already had friends- Your wish was ineffective

I wish I would stop crying at all the midseason/ season finales (Sherlock (s2)and Arrow, y u do dis?)

 

[00jachna]

Granted, but it turns out you already had friends- Your wish was ineffective

I wish I would stop crying at all the midseason/ season finales (Sherlock (s2)and Arrow, y u do dis?)

Granted but the show(s) started to suck!

I wish for (IRL) friends (I don't have a single one)

 

[Disband]

Granted, But they will all be animals!

I wish I could gain my memory back.

 

[pokedude729]

granted, but you can't forget anything, no matter how hard you try.

I wish I could get the mythical pokemon to truly complete the national dex.

 

[Disband]

Not Granted (Eh, it had to happen somewhere down the line.. I would,ve granted it though xD)

I wish I came back to earth.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Confusing, huh?

 

[Vizionari]

Granted but the Earth explodes and you're blasted into space.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

 

[Disband]

Granted, but everyone in your School explodes along with it..
(Pretty morbid, huh?)

I wish I was less sarcastic.

 

[00jachna]

Granted, but everyone els became super sarcastic

I wish for a new hobby :/

 

[Rasha]

Granted but eventually you'll get bored of it and wish for another hobby how does one wish for a "hobby" anyway?

I wish I had natural pink hair

 

[Alienfish]

but you took the wrong bottle now it's green

i wish for more whisky pish here

 

[Disband]

Granted... You'll have a hangover everyday for the rest of your life though..

I wish I could be a pirate! (Not really)

 

[Rasha]

Granted!.....*then ship gets blasted by bullet bills*....

I wish you'd marry me (not really)

 

[Disband]

Granted, Everyone in the wedding will be mauled by Bears and Wolves

I wish I could fly. (Not Really)

 

[Cuppycakez]

Granted, Everyone in the wedding will be mauled by Bears and Wolves

I wish I could fly. (Not Really)

Granted, but you have to drink gas as fuel..so you wouldn't live long.

I wish my closet was bigger.

 

[Rasha]

Granted, you fly by farting and that made everything around you dead, you died from depression later...

I wish I had a wolf mask

 

[Disband]

Granted, it will be filled with water and sharks.

I wish I was funny.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Granted, you fly by farting and that made everything around you dead, you died from depression later...

I wish I had a wolf mask

Granted, it will smell and taste like wolves though..

 

[Cuppycakez]

Granted, but every time you make a joke you lose something you really like.

I wish I had a mini fridge in my room.