Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Wholockian]

Granted, but suddenly, people will only trade animals for products. Money is worth nothing

I wish I had a DS that wouldn't break

 

[sej]

Granted but then there is a new law where ds' are banned and u need to break it but it won't break
I wish for an ipad

 

[Wholockian]

granted, but it turns out to be one of those cheap knock offs from ebay that won't even turn on

I wish that there wouldn't be all these annoying 'mid season finales'

 

[KelseyHendrix]

Granted, but now they're all year long.

I wish I had all of my dreamies.

 

[sej]

Granted, but then they all leave

I wish that I get unlimited TBT

 

[Bcat]

granted. But the greed goes to your head and you become a power hungry dictator that is eventually overthrown by your own people.

I wish that tomorrow would come sooner.

 

[Wholockian]

Granted, but so will the rest of your days

I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted (nailed it)

 

[Rasha]

Granted but you didn't really wish for anything! XD

I wish Wolfgang was real! (and was my pet lol)

 

[sej]

Granted but Wolfgang is not suitable to have as a pet and gets taken away from you

I wish for the villager Marshal to be real

 

[Wholockian]

Granted, but he turns out to only come out for once a year in an isolated location
I wish that a new Simon Pegg and Nick Frost movie comes out soon

 

[Bcat]

granted but the production was rushed making it extremely poor quality.

I wish for the ability to quit procrastinating.

 

[Rasha]

Granted but it only lasts for a day :3

I wish I could have a pet Fox (red fox)
I love foxes...

 

[Mr. Marowak]

Granted. He has rabies and kills you.

I wish for an endless stream of peanut-butter coffee.

 

[Rasha]

granted but that stream ends with a black hole that devours all....

oh I wish the next animal crossing will have fox villagers D':

 

[Greninja]

Granted but they look just like wolves

I wish dinner was ready

 

[Rasha]

Granted but they look just like wolves

well that's good enough for me XD
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Granted, it's Tofu....

I wish Crazy Redd was a teensie bit cuter D:

 

[Greninja]

Granted but he is a becomes more of a scammer he will take items from your pockets

I wish for no wishes

 

[Rasha]

Granted, you get a big FAT nothing slapped in your face

I wish I could have more than 10 villagers D:

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, crime starts to become active in the village and eventually no one wants to live there.

I wish Christmas would get here already.

 

[Puffy]

Granted, but you get awful gifts and everyone hates the gifts you give.

I wish I could forget these nsfw fanfics.