Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[LunaMoon Crossing]

granted, but you have no control over those arms except your original ones

i wish i didn't turn everything in to cake by touching it

 

[Zane]

Granted, now you turn things into cake just by looking at it

I wish I had a race car

 

[Puffy]

Granted except you crash into literally anything

I wish you could put numbers in your tpc message.

 

[Zane]

wat omg I suck lmao

Granted but now everyone you streetpass has your phone number as their message

I wish I was invincible

 

[LunaMoon Crossing]

granted, but since your invinsible, you put everyone you love in danger

i wish i didn't TURN ANYTHING into cake in ANY way

 

[Puffy]

Granted but everytime you blink something disappears

I wish I had more cheeto puffs

 

[Trickilicky]

You slowly drown in a never-ending tide of cheetos, but at least you died doing something you loved: eating cheetos.

I wish I had a pet goliath frog.

 

[PandaNikita]

I wish I had a pet goliath frog.

Granted, you had a pet goliath frog - he went missing

I wish I could fly

 

[thatawkwardkid]

Granted, you had a pet goliath frog - he went missing

I wish I could fly

Granted, but you were unable to control your powers and injured yourself a lot.

I wish there was something to watch on tv.

 

[LunaMoon Crossing]

granted, but its something really boring and you're glued to your seat.

i wish all effects on me that aren't magical were gone

 

[Zane]

Granted but now you're a being of pure magic that you have no control over

I wish I was the size of a jelly bean

 

[Greninja]

Granted but I step on u

I wish lunamoon could control her magic

 

[spCrossing]

She could, but you become a magical girl because of it.

I wish I can become a better artist/animator than I am now.

 

[The Peanut Butter Fish]

Granted but all your other artistic/creative skills disappear.

I wish I had a pet Piplup in real life.

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but it runs away.

I wish I had 100 million more Bells in my in-game ABD.

 

[Trickilicky]

Granted, but Nook ups the price of his loans and takes it all from you in the first day.

I wish I could work at Seaworld as an octopus trainer.

 

[LunaMoon Crossing]

granted, but the octopus constricted you for a long time

i wish greninja wasn't a girl

 

[Zane]

Granted, Greninja is now an alien (but not a girl 1 lel)

I wish I was a martial arts master

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but then you will be required to fight the ninjas.

I wish my catalog was 100% complete.

 

[Puffy]

Granted, but then Tommy and Timmy's shop burns down and you lose your catalog

I wish I could actually write this fanfic where these guys are just singing anaconda