Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Puffy]

Granted, but then the island sinks.

I wish I was half-decent at Punch-out

 

[mitzelflx]

Granted but you suck at other games now

I wish I had sushi

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but it was baaaad sushi.

I wish your sushi wasn't baaaad.

 

[LunaMoon Crossing]

granted, but it tasted so good it made him/her sick (yeah, that good)

i wish for a wish with no flaws

 

[mitzelflx]

(im a chick ouo)

Granted! But that meant you ended up wishing for nothing, which is totally lame uwu.

I WISH FOR MONEY

 

[LunaMoon Crossing]

granted, but its alien currency, which is totally worthless here.

i wish you poofed to the planet that uses that currency

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but in the process she lost all her money.

I wish I was in love, and true love.

 

[Greninja]

Granted but you're a fairy tale character and u get killed a day later....

I wish for cinnamon buns to be currency

 

[LunaMoon Crossing]

granted, but everyone including you went poor because you ate the currency (got that from gulliver i presume?? lol)

I wish for plastic cinnamon buns to be currency

 

[Zane]

Granted, but it turns out your worst enemy was keeping a huge stash of plastic cinnamon buns, making them the richest person on earth.

I wish I never had to sleep

 

[LunaMoon Crossing]

granted, but you have so many bags under your eyes. :I

I wish I got my plastic cinnamon buns back

 

[Sinister]

Granted, but your stomach will hurt after eating them.

I wish Martin would marry me.

 

[LunaMoon Crossing]

who said i ate them? lol

granted, but they were paid to do it, so they don't really love you

i wish for a black hole to devour everything but me

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but you get so lonely you kill yourself.

i wish I took Luna's place.

- - - Post Merge - - -

I wish...

I WISH..

- - - Post Merge - - -

Oops, forgot I wished already and I'm too lazy to edit it out.

 

[LunaMoon Crossing]

granted, but now your other hobo friend took a vacation there in your place

i wish that i didn't have to join a stupid book club >:I

 

[nard]

Granted, but you would have to read 10 books every day or you would meet your ultimate doom.



I wish I wasn't so indecisive.

 

[LunaMoon Crossing]

granted, but life chose your decisions for you

I wish i never had to read books, but still knew how to read

 

[Puffy]

granted, but you can never speak or write again

i wish for cake.

 

[LunaMoon Crossing]

yay

*thinks it b/c u said i couldn't speak* granted, but u can't eat it until i speak again

i wish i could speak again*

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but now I can't speak.

I wish everyone in the beetle came back to life..