Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[ADanishMuffin]

Granted, but then they die.

I wish I ate less food. I'm almost out of pizza ;_;

 

[#1 Senpai]

granted, but you get less pizza

I wish for trillion of bells

 

[Pearls]

Granted but it falls down a drain.
I wish J.K. Rowling would write another Harry Potter book

 

[#1 Senpai]

granted, but it's a really bad book

i wish for a pig

 

[Greninja]

Granted but I cook it into bacon

I wish for no money

 

[LunaMoon Crossing]

granted, but you took the hard way of not getting money, so it took 112 years for that wish to be fulfilled.

I wish for a wish that wishes someone to use their wish on someone else who needs wishes, in which they wasted their wish.

 

[Greninja]

Granted but it's too confusing to be granted

I wish to fly forever

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but you run into a building.

 

[Greninja]

Granted, but you run into a building.

You need to wish!
I wish sparrow would follow the rules

 

[brownboy102]

Granted. The Sparrow followed the rules.

I wish he got my name right.

 

[Greninja]

Granted but auto correct messed it up damn you auto correct

I wish auto correct never existed

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but because of your wish, people all over the world forgot how to spell and a whole bunch of new languages were made up; one for each person.

I wish I could speak in different languages fluently.

 

[RainbowCherry]

Granted, but your mind explodes from all the knowledge
I wish sleep wasn't needed or recommended.

 

[spCrossing]

Granted but after 2 or so weeks you lose your eyesight.

I wish my 2 favorite villagers were at a higher tier.

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but no one wanted them anyway.

I wish this wish wishes on wishes that wishing wishers wish in WishingBurg whilst wishing on Wishy.

 

[Zane]

Granted but they get so overhyped that you don't like them anymore

I wish I could breathe underwater

ninja'd but can't understand that sentence so nothin i can do

 

[spCrossing]

Granted, but you can't breathe air anymore.

I wish that I can go to Japan, it's funky there compared to here.

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but you were an illegal immigrant and got deported. (**** just got reeeaaal)

I wish **** got real.

 

[spCrossing]

**** did got real, but it lasted for like 5 seconds.

I wish Skye was in Tier 1 again.

 

[Chrome Dokuro]

granted, but then she goes to tier 5 after a week

i wish for three more wishes