Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Idfldnsndt]

granted, but then Miley cyrus hugs you
i wish i had pink hair

 

[#1 Senpai]

granted, but the next day your hair becomes green


i wish i was rich

 

[Idfldnsndt]

granted, but you are so rich that Miley cyrus falls in love with you and twerks in yo face until you die and then she steals your money.

i wish you would love miley cyrus

 

[#1 Senpai]

granted, because i already love her oooyis <3 but two days after she starts loving you

i wish miley cyrus would twerk all day on you

 

[Idfldnsndt]

granted, but then she twerks on yo face til you die
i wish you wouldnt make me laugh so hard

 

[#1 Senpai]

granted, but i make you laugh even more

i wish miley cyrus would already marry you and have a baby the next day like in the sims

 

[Idfldnsndt]

granted, but then you wake up from your dream and realise that she wont be with anyone but you
i wish you would stop trying to make miley cyrus cheat on you

 

[#1 Senpai]

granted, but then she dies NOOOOOOOOooooo!! :-((

i wish you didn't kill miley cyrus

 

[Idfldnsndt]

granted, but then she kills you i was tryin to save u </3
i wish miley cyrus was a decent person

 

[#1 Senpai]

granted, but then you make her psycho </33

i wish miley cyrus wasn't so psycho

 

[Maverick]

But then she eventually creates a death cult from her followers.

I wish for a large death bird.

 

[Idfldnsndt]

granted, but then YOU become psycho and kill miley cyrus.
i wish YOU werent so psycho

 

[#1 Senpai]

granted, but you skipped someone lOOLOL

i wish you loved spongebob squarepants

 

[Idfldnsndt]

:c im sorry for skipping someone
granted, but somehow all of the spongebob squarepants things and episodes got erased from existence.
i wish i was dead and couldnt be revived ever

 

[Maverick]

Granted but now you are a ghost trapped to your corpse.

I wish to not need air.

 

[#1 Senpai]

granted, but every third day you needed air.. o_ O

i wish to have swag

 

[Idfldnsndt]

granted, but you breathe methane now xDDDDDD
i wish ghosts didnt exist

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granted, but every third day you needed air.. o_ O

i wish to have swag

stuff u m8

granted but miley cyrus is allergic to swag so you killed her.
i wish potatoes.

 

[#1 Senpai]

granted, but you breathe methane now xDDDDDD
i wish ghosts didnt exist

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stuff u m8

granted but miley cyrus is allergic to swag so you killed her.
i wish potatoes.

lololol l0s3r

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granted but potatoes secretly become tomatoes

i wish for....tissue

 

[Idfldnsndt]

lol u didnt wish for anything

 

[#1 Senpai]

lol u didnt wish for anything

pls i did, i think miley gav u a blinding