Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[brownboy102]

Granted, but they look DOWN on you.


I wish I will not get ninja'd here.

 

[starlark]

granted, but now a ninja haunts you in your sleep.

i wish i was victorian

 

[brownboy102]

Granted. You live in Victoria, BC.

I wish for a pony!! *Shrugs*

 

[starlark]

not again xD
granted, but it's a regular old earth pony.

i wish for art supplies

 

[brownboy102]

Grantedd, but he paint is all dry and nothing works.

I wish I was not rich, but not poor.

 

[starlark]

granted, but now you're a middle-class someone with a secure job and a happy family and you have nothing to strive for.

i wish i knew the secrets of the bermuda triangle

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but then you got sucked in and no one knew what you knew.

I wish all of my wishes came true in a non-corruptible way.

 

[starlark]

granted, but then the world implodes because of your selfish act.

i wish everything smelt like vegan marshmallows

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but it was only YOU who smelted.

i wish for no more poverty in the world.

 

[Chrome Dokuro]

Granted, but then you suffer poverty all your life.

I wish for a really cute room~

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but every night it tuns evil.

I wish nature could never be harmed again, and that people would harm me instead (A**s)

 

[starlark]

granted, but the room becomes anthropomorphic and decides to eat you all up.

I wish the closets in AC were bigger (easy one people)

 

[brownboy102]

Crap. Ninja'd.

 

[starlark]

Mate, I got ninja'd by you! XD

Granted, but now you're dead.

I wish for an iPhone 6.

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but then it exploded.

I wish for world peace.

 

[starlark]

Granted, but now everyone is a hippy and you smoke pot all day, causing increased deaths.

I wish I could speak French more fluently (I've done this one before but got ninja'd)

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, ut instead it was spanish.

I wish I could wish.

 

[lauraplays1]

Granted, but you forget how to speak english

I wish I had a donut

 

[brownboy102]

I keep ninjaing people.

Granted, but it was a brocolli donut

I wish I could wish.

 

[starlark]

Granted, but now I'm Chris Hansen and would you like to take a seat Laura?

I wish for more oxygen.

- - - Post Merge - - -

GODDAMNIT SPARRO GET OUT