Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Kawaii Cupcakes]

Granted but moose moves in instead mwahaha

I wish to be a mahou shojo

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but a whole bunch of teir fives started moving in.

I wish.......

- - - Post Merge - - -

Ninja'd. Granted, but ten there was nothing.

I wish............

 

[Kawaii Cupcakes]

Ninjas grrrr...

 

[Mr.Pancake]

Grrr both of you! D:

I wish for more lions!

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but they ate you.

i wish to get ninja'd.

 

[Mr.Pancake]

Granted, you're now ninja'd by ninjas who trained for this kind of ninjaing thing! And they take you away.

I wish for more pancakes.

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but then a war of waffles and pancakes started because of you.

I wish for a bacon pancake.

 

[Mr.Pancake]

Granted, but then a war of waffles and pancakes started because of you.

I wish for a bacon pancake.

Because of the war I started, there is only now broccoli pancakes.

I wish for it to be morning again.

 

[starlark]

Grant, but now it is morning FOREVER and there are no nights.

I wish girls didn't wear makeup. (yup that includes me)

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but it's only morning where I live.

I wish all the brocoli pancakes died and that the only pancakes left were bacon pancakes, and I got to eat the last one.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Ninja'd. Granted, but now boy's wear makeup and the universe was corrupted.

I wish for my last wish.

 

[Mr.Pancake]

You're out of wishes.

I wish for something.

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, you wished for me to have more wishes.

I wish to wish.

 

[Leela]

Granted, but every time you wish, a puppy dies
I wish that none of my wishes could be corrupted.

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but then ungranted.

I wished wishing meant bad wishes

 

[Leela]

Granted, but when you make a bad wish everyone will hate you. Then they will chase you with pitchforks and flaming torches. You will try to run, but eventually you will get tired and stop, and the mob will keep going. When they catch up to you, they will chew your face off and offer your internal organs as a sacrifice to the great Huitzilopochtli.

I wish that I had a chinchilla.

 

[starlark]

granted, but the chinchilla grows so furry it suffocates and dies.

i wish that i had more memory sticks.

 

[Twinrova]

Granted, you receive millions of memory sticks, but they can only hold 1 byte each.

I wish that my hair never gets dirty or oily.

 

[starlark]

granted, but now it's so clean people are overpowered by its cleanliness and shun you for it.

i wish my ipad wasn't cracked > : )

 

[Leela]

Granted, but every other electronic device you own is now cracked.

I wish I had one thousand puppies.

 

[LunaLight]

Granted, but they ALL need to be taken to the vet which means that's a lot of money/time. D:

I wish I could meet the people I look up to.