Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

Granted but you can't get on because it's so big, then it turns evil and squashes everybody.

I wish that all animals love me.
 
Granted, all the animals will be with you no matter where are you and what are you doing.

I wish there is no troubles exist in the world.
 
Wish granted, but all the troubles seem to come to you everyday so your the onl person in the world with problems.

I wish I could wish.
 
Wish granted but you can only wish for things and have them not come true.

I wish for all the cute lolita clothes i want :<
 
Granted, but you only get pizza sized, piece of the world, not world peace.

I wish I wasn't allergic to gluten.
 
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Granted, but now that nobody felt a need to get new AC games, Nintendo lacked an extra much-needed boost in sales and you singlehandedly bankrupted the company, destroying hundreds of jobs, and, indeed... hundreds of lives. :D

I wish Mother 4 would be completed sooner :p
 
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Granted, but now that nobody felt a need to get new AC games, Nintendo lacked an extra much-needed boost in sales and you singlehandedly bankrupted the company, destroying hundreds of jobs, and, indeed... hundreds of lives. :D

I wish Mother 4 would be completed sooner :p

granted but it will be horrible.
i wish smash 4 comes out sooner.
 
Granted. But now you





I wish this thread would make it to 100 pages. :p
 
Wish granted, but soon it'll be 101 pages.

I wish to wish and that everything I wish wouldn't become corrupted >:D
 
Granted. Hey, it actually worked- *jinxes it and wishes are corrupted again* :p

I wish for a nice hot bowl of ramen noodles :D
 
granted. but then you spill it and it burns through your clothes and you DIE.
I wish I could speak French more fluently ;)
 
Wish granted, but the ramen is so bad tasting that you don't like it.

I wish that life gave me lemons.
 
Granted but you get some of the lemon juice in your eye

I wish for nachos. Mmm yum
 
Granted but they are delivered to you by Nacho Libre and you have to wrestle for them.

I wish I was Beyonc?.
 
Granted, but you can't dance as well as the real Beyonce and everyone hates you

I wish my cat could talk
 
Granted, but all he or she does is insult you.

I wish that I wished about wishing wishes while wishing about wishes that wish around.

(Wishception o.O)
 
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