Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Beleated_Media]

Granted but the gum is laced with chemicals

I wish for rainbows to flutter out of the sky and STRIKE DOWN THAT SMUG KID WITH A TV IN HIS CAR

 

[RuikaTora]

Granted, but the smug kid survives and summons cars with TVs in them to come strike you down.

I wish for world peace~

 

[BowserFanGurl1999]

Your wish is granted, but Heaven isn't too happy about this.
I wish for a slice of cake.

 

[Imitation]

Wish granted but then you realise that the cake is a lie

I wish for a flake of fish food

 

[BowserFanGurl1999]

Granted, but you turn into a mermaid after eating it. You now have gills instead of lungs and you die.
*blushes madly* Now that Bowser loves me...I wish to do something ELSE with him... *wink wink, nudge nudge*

 

[Imitation]

Granted, but you turn into a mermaid after eating it. You now have gills instead of lungs and you die.
*blushes madly* Now that Bowser loves me...I wish to do something ELSE with him... *wink wink, nudge nudge*

Granted but you nudge a button and the bridge Bowser is standing on explodes and he falls into lava

I wish for an inside out banana

 

[BowserFanGurl1999]

OH GOD, BOWSER, I'M SORRY! Oh, wait, he can easily survive that... Anyways, granted, but you slip on the peel and break your neck.
I wish...Umm...for a rainbow unicorn!

 

[RuikaTora]

Granted, but the rainbows are on the inside and cause the unicorn to explode.

I wish for a new 3DS!

 

[Chrome Dokuro]

Granted, but your 3DS can only play old DS games.

I wish to become a goddess.

 

[ilovelush]

Granted, but you have to serve your town for eternity

I wish for my stomach to stop hurting

 

[xiaonu]

Granted but you have bad gas for days.
I wish I could have whatever I wanted for free.

 

[Ami-chan]

Granted, but you have to pay 1000$ dollars anytime you want to use your stuff.

I wish I was a fairy~

 

[xiaonu]

Granted but your wings can't fly.
I wish i could meet g dragon from Big Bang.

 

[Chrome Dokuro]

Granted, but you spill water on his expensive leather jacket and he hates your guts.

I wish Ciel and Sebastian would admit their love for eachother.

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

Granted, but they are never mentioned again and the story isn't continued ever.

I wish for my own Windows 7 laptop.

 

[Imitation]

Granted but it doesn't turn on

I wish for the smash bros leak to be fake ;(

 

[Beleated_Media]

Granted but instead Metaknight is still the overpowered beast he is

I wish for kadamari damacy to roll ontop of obama

 

[xiaonu]

Granted, but the world explodes.
I wish I won the lottery for billions of dollars.

 

[goey0614]

Granted, but better watch out of the robbers..
I wish every single day is the happy day.

 

[Leela]

Granted, everyone will have a happy day every day... except you.
I wish that I could ride around on a giant bunny.