Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Xyle]

Granted. but then you die
i wish that my favorite color was blue instead of green

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

Granted, but from now on you can only see the colour blue.

I want to be able to use magic.

 

[ilovelush]

Granted, but every time you cast a spell it backfires on you

I want to bring fictional characters to life

 

[Skep]

granted but they take over earth and enslave humankind

i wish i had super powers B)

 

[Xenuet]

Granted! But you turned into a villain.

I wish I can time travel.

 

[Waluigi]

Granted! But you turned into a villain.

I wish I can time travel.

Granted, but you screw your existance up and die

I wish for my finger to be a mont dispenser

 

[spCrossing]

Granted, but it runs out very quickly and you can't get it replaced.
I wish for there to be another Animal Crossing movie.

 

[f11]

Granted it would be terrible
I wish to die

 

[RainbowCherry]

then your dead corpse would rot.

I wish was immortal so I could rule the world! Mwahaahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but people begin to hate you, and eventually lock you up in prison. You're left there to rot forever, because you can't die.

I wish I had done my summer homework earlier.

 

[Swiftstream]

Granted, but you'd lose all your assignments by the end of summer.

I wish school would start a month later.

 

[BowserFanGurl1999]

Granted, but it also ends a month later. "Happy Independence Day, NOW GET YOUR LAZY BUTT TO SCHOOL."
I don't have a unique wish in particular, but...Aw, screw it. I wish Bowser loved me.

 

[dollydaydream]

Bowser loves you! And in an act of extreme love sacrifices his life to protect you <3 back to square 1 ;-;

I wish that I had some tea right now

 

[BowserFanGurl1999]

Granted. Here you go. *hands a cup with a big letter T*
I wish for Bowser to be brought back to life. (THANKS A LOT, DOLLY.)

 

[dollydaydream]

Bowser is brought back to life! But at the cost of his memory... he doesn't remember anything about you unfortunately ;; he does as his instincts tell him, and spits a big ol' fireball your way.

I wish my 'T' mug had actually tea (the delightful beverage) inside it

 

[BowserFanGurl1999]

*dodges the fireball and hits Bowser in the head with a baseball bat bringing his memories back* Granted your wish, but the tea's secret ingredient...is jalape?os.
*quickly changes into a see-through bikini (XD I had to.)* I wish Bowsie senpai will notice me...

 

[Beleated_Media]

Bowser now notices you! Yet he realizes you as an itailian and tries to kill you.
I wish for a time machine!

 

[BowserFanGurl1999]

Granted, but you get eaten by dinosaurs when you travel back in time.
I wish my swimsuit looked LESS ITALIAN AND MORE LESEXY! Come on, dude, I'm not THAT difficult to tell apart from Mario...

 

[Beleated_Media]

Your wish is granted. But bowsers childern hate you
I WISH FOR INFINTE TACOS TO RAIN DOWN ON OBAMA MAKING HIM FATTER THEN TAFT

 

[ilovelush]

Granted but Obama explodes and then you get run by dictators.

I wish for some gum