Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Chibi.Hoshi]

Granted, but once you knew your head exploded.

I wish I made the world's greatest art!

 

[Xyle]

Granted. but it gets stolen by an ugly hobo who peed on it
I wish that people at school were not jerks

 

[Aryxia]

Granted, but they become so suffocatingly nice that you become a massive jerk.

I wish I had more floss

 

[Xyle]

Granted, but all the floss is actually just a string that has been who knows where

i wish that the sky was orange

 

[ryan88]

Granted but it will never rain and you will die of thirst.

I wish to have every collectible on TBT

 

[Xyle]

granted, but your account gets hacked and you lose it FOREVER.

I wish that a had a sandwich

 

[Cou]

granted but it had your most disliked ingredients.

i wish i can be not lazy

 

[Mango]

granted, but you become too active and fall into a coma.

i wish i could fly.

 

[Naiad]

Granted, but you fly too high too quickly and your lungs cannot adapt properly.

I want to be able to tell what people are thinking.

 

[Xenuet]

Granted, but you got paranoid about what people think and isolated yourself o 3 o


I wish I could speak and understand all the language.

 

[dulcet]

granted but u speak a different language every sentence
i wish i was rich

 

[Xenuet]

Granted, you eventually get sick of the rich life
somehow


I wish I could breath under water

 

[dulcet]

granted but you can't breathe out of water
i wish i could play all instruments

 

[Xenuet]

So, I'll become a fish XD ?
Granted BUT you can't stop playing them.

I wish I could make anime characters come to life.

 

[Candi]

So, I'll become a fish XD ?
Granted BUT you can't stop playing them.

I wish I could make anime characters come to life.

Granted, but they all hate you.

I wish that I could have 20 cats

 

[Swiftstream]

Granted, but they would be aggressive and destroy everything.

I wish for a new tablet.

 

[Flop]

Granted, but it's a Kindle Fire

I wish for Taco Bell

 

[Naiad]

Granted, but the FDA shuts down the entire Taco Bell chain.

I wish ShinySandwich would wish me happy birthday. ; o ; (I ran out of ideas.)

jk

I want all the monies

 

[goey0614]

Granted, but you have nothing to spend with it.

I wish I can travel all around the world.

 

[dulcet]

granted but you can never settle down in one place
i wish i could go back in time