Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[001rich100]

Granted, but you'll always be confused.
I wish I had an Siberian Husky!

 

[unravel]

But you lost it
I wish I' am the mod in TBT hahaha

 

[Farobi]

Granted, but you'll be de-modded, un-sagified, and banned from the forums within a day.

I wish I would pass my Chemistry exam.

 

[Klinkguin]

Granted, but you fail on your Biology and you Physics exams.

I wish my Friday timetables weren't Science, Maths, English, Maths, Science.

 

[glumAbettor]

Granted. It is now maths, science, english, science, math.

I wish I could find a job that I enjoyed.

 

[MayorCake]

Granted, but your pay was a dollar an hour.
I wish Christmas was here.

 

[tamagotchi]

Granted! But, your house (and presents) burn down on Christmas morning!
tough luck.

I wish the food in my kitchen never ran out. uvu

 

[001rich100]

Granted but you're severly allergic to food.
I wish I can show my bf how awesome he is in my life.

 

[glumAbettor]

Granted, but soon afterwards, titans invade your town, and you watch him get swallowed whole.

I wish for the Nile!

 

[keybug55]

Granted, but you drown in it.

I wish I can talk to people easier.

 

[glumAbettor]

Granted, but now you can't listen to people.

I wish for a sandwich.

 

[meringue]

granted, but it's made out of dirty socks

I wish I had better grades

 

[Klinkguin]

Granted, but then your friends get bad grades

I wish Pashmina would move out of my town already!

 

[DryLok]

Granted but Gruff moves in and proceeds to smash all of your hybrids

I wish I had some tomato soup.

 

[Blu Rose]

Granted, but you realize a boot washes up in the soup.

I wish I had a fully functional, new 3DS, along with a working copy of Animal Crossing: A New Leaf.

 

[Mary]

Granted, but since "A" is not in the official title, the magical wish fairies give you "A" fish stick instead.
I wish I got paid to go to class.

 

[BlueLeaf]

Granted, but you get paid REALLY low. Don't worry, you deserve every penny.

I wish I knew who Jubs was.

 

[Mary]

Granted, but he smites you with his magical Justin powers.
I wish I wasn't so timid.

 

[glumAbettor]

Granted, but now you tend to overstep your boundaries with people and make them uncomfortable.

I wish my mom didn't have to work so hard all the time.

 

[Mary]

Granted, but now she takes her extra time and money and spends it at the bar.
I wish this cold would go away.